[glitch mode: incorrect nct dream groupchat]

[friendzone]

fullsunshine
u two are so gross it makes me SICK

markgo_lee
what

yellowflowerboy
what are you talking about

fullsunshine
the two cuddling in the living room
giving each other nose and forehead kisses
🤮

ubbpwark
oh u mean jeno and jaemin hyung

dolphinle
haven't they been like that for the past hour or smth

yellowflowerboy
try past few years
they've BEEN gross and cheesy
look at the chat from yesterday

dolphinle
he has a point

markgo_lee
no wonder they've been so quiet in the chat today

buffsamoyed
he's cute

dolphinle
🙄 we know
you guys are so obvious it hurts

buffsamoyed
obvious about what

ubbpwark
u mean u aren't dating?

buffsamoyed
no?
we just cuddle and stuff

markgo_lee
wait fr?
you guys aren't a couple

bunnynana
a couple of besties

dolphinle
you just friendzoned jeno

fullsunshine
me personally, I could never

markgo_lee
HELLO??

dolphinle
in the gc

yellowflowerboy
hit send and everything

fullsunshine
it's true tho
I mean who am I to friendzone the man who kissed me in front of the internet

buffsamoyed
accidentally

fullsunshine
unless u want to on purpose
👀

buffsamoyed
um

ubbpwark
u got hyung all flustered

dolphinle
got him over here wondering what they are

markgo_lee
I understand that

yellowflowerboy
didn't yuta hyung literally ask you out on a date

fullsunshine
bc he's in love with him 🙄 duh

markgo_lee
no he's not

dolphinle
I can feel you blushing through the phone

markgo_lee
no you can't
shut up

yellowflowerboy
oh he totally is

markgo_lee
this is bullying

dolphinle
yk we love you

markgo_lee
sure sometimes

[a/n: alternate title: confident gay vs panic bi]