[glitch mode: incorrect nct dream groupchat]

[samoyed meets samoyed]

dolphinle
sad news
jeno will no longer be a part of our group 😔

markgo_lee
what

dolphinle
he's been reclaimed by his ppl

yellowflowerboy
idek if I wanna ask
but what does that mean

ubbpwark
he's being suffocated by puppies
:D

bunnynana
AND YOURE JSYG LETGJBG HIM???

markgo_lee
wdym he's being suffocated by puppies?

dolphinle
we took him to one of those samoyed cafes and a bunch of the puppies swarmed over to him and started laying all over him

ubbpwark
on his face

fullsunshine
jeno where are u I'm coming to rescue u
u might need mouth to mouth 😚

buffsamoyed
I'm fine, he's not on my face anymore
I can breathe
I just have a bunch of white hair on me

yellowflowerboy
you sure it's not yours?

buffsamoyed
...
I'd be offended but I'm actually not sure if some of it is or not

yellowflowerboy
some of it

dolphinle
at least yk that much isn't yours

buffsamoyed
mine doesn't come off as fuzz
so that much I can tell

yellowflowerboy
why did haechan just tell me he wishes he was a samoyed

dolphinle
doesn't surprise me tbh

fullsunshine
SHUT UP I TOLE YOY THAT IN COBFIDENCE

dolphinle
cobfidence

yellowflowerboy
no you didn't??
jaemin's literally right here

bunnynana
it's true I'm a witness

yellowflowerboy
plus nothing is a secret with you
you would've said smth in the chat anyway

fullsunshine
...
I hate that u have a point

yellowflowerboy
ik I do

dolphinle
okay we're coming home now

yellowflowerboy
good
haechan can be jeno's problem

buffsamoyed
what

bunnynana
😏
heheh

yellowflowerboy
and he just pushed jaemin off the couch

fullsunshine
I hate both of you

markgo_lee
doubtful

yellowflowerboy
says the man whose main goal in life has been trying to kiss me
but wtvr ig 🙄

fullsunshine
I'm pushing u off the couch next

[a/n: the longest chapter yet thanks to renhyuck's bickering. expect more content thanks to the upcoming comeback]