"The uber is outside come on y'all damn"
After I said that dd dropped the blunt in his shirt.
"Gurl get the fuck outta my face"
"Boy nobody told you to light that shit anyways"
"Shut the fuck up talking to me dic"
"Then hurry up dummy"
"Y'all arguing like siblings"
"Bae don't ever"
"Yeah BaE don't ever"
"Sassy ass bitch"
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"Lea where y'all hunny buns at?"
I looked at them like they was dumb.
"In the cabinet above the fridge dd come on now stop acting dumb like you've been here before"
"Shut up pussy"
"Dd don't make me embarrass you right now"
"You right.... Aye her hands big as fuck them hoes do hurt"
"I know I was she was 3 feet away from me and still slapped me"
"Wow bae you supposed to be on my side"
"Bros before ho-"
I slapped his lips
"Laugh if you want to." I said to Tyler
"Damn"
"I'm finna knock you out if you hit me again dic" dd said
I looked back then looked forward before saying
"Who?"
"You"
Once he fixed his lips to say you I cocked my arm back and beat his ass.
"See she got them man hands" Tyler said
I went from hitting dd to slapping Tyler
"stop hitting my man's dic"
I looked at him like he was Crazy
"You Gay."
"Stop playing"
"I'm not. But I hope you is cause he taken already" I said grabbing Tyler by the arm bring him to my room
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"How the fuck he sleep for so long"
"Bae I don't know, he slow like mentally"
I looked at tyler as he was already looking at me
"Bae stop you making me blush"
"Mmtch I ain't even doing shit" he said smirking
"If you wanna fuck just say dat"
"Damn you cheesing hard, you must wanna fuck"
After that he got closer and started kissing on my neck then my lips.
Imagine the rest but nothing to wild you little nasty.
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Minutes later...
"Yo I'm hungry"
"Dd do you see a fucking kitchen in here?"
"Dic I Said im Hungry. Ik it ain't no kitchen in here."
"I- whew shit yo dd back the fuck back"
"Yo dic stop playing"
"I'm dead serious yo breath smells like ass and more ass"
"Yo bro get ya girl before she get slapped"
"I can't talk my shit cause I'm smelling shit... dd close ya mouth bro" I said plugging my nose
"Bae stop doing him like dat, yo breath probably be stank too"
I gave him a stank face too.
"Kid don't ever compare my breath to that beast breath."
"Lea just a hater. This the smell of men breath"
"Whew shit"
"Dd oh my god get out"
I
"Bye my heart" he said dapping up Tyler
"Certainly not dd don't come over here"
He walked over to me and gave me a hug.
"See ya later my heart"
As he said that he made sure all that funk in his mouth was in my nose.
"I'ma kick yo ass"
"Catch me pussy"
He ran outside as Tyler recorded. Wasn't shit funny tho but I chased his ass up and down the street.
"Ima get you tomorrow dic trust and believe"
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"Bae you wanna go somewhere?"
"Yea like where tho?"
"To Dave and busters"
"Say no more"
He knows I love a good arcade.
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(Probably gonna add more😪)
