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I walk into tweek bros and lean against the wall. 5:56. okay, now I've got to wait 4 minutes for Kyle to show. I hope he doesn't show. seriously I wasn't going to show. a date with Kyle broflovski? I'm not even gay, I only agreed because those puppy eyes were killing me.

I sigh walking over to a table and sitting down. Craig walks over to me with an apron on.

"What do you want?" He asks notepad in hand. I raise an eyebrow

"Since when did you work here?" I ask

"I'm just helping tweek out." he says shrugging

"So you don't get payed?" He hits me with the notepad

"Idiot. I'm doing this to HELP tweek. I don't want money. now give me your order."

"I don't want anything. I don't like tweek bros coffee." Craig groans and walks away

"What a lovely chat." I say sacastically

I look at the clock on the wall. 6:02. How long is jew boy gonna take?!

The door jingles and I look to see Wendy walks in all dressed up. She sits down and orders something from Craig.

I'll wait a few more minutes.

6:04

6:05

6:06

I'm bored. I stand up and sit down next to wendy. I noticed she was looking at the clock while sipping on a latte too.

"Hey, who are you waiting for?" I ask. she looks up

"How did you know I was waiting for someone?"

"You were watching the clock like me." she smiles

"I'm waiting for stan."

"Huh, I'm waiting for kyle." see raises an eyebrow.

"That's weird."

"Kyle said this was a 'date'"

She almost spits out the latte. "your g-gay?!"

"No!! Kyle's puppy eyes made me!!"

"Oh, that makes more sense." she glances at the clock "6:12, I don't think he's coming." she sighs

"I don't think Kyle is either, thank god. so wanna ditch and go to the arcade?" She smiles.

"Sure!" She gets up throwing her cup into the bin and giving tweek 10 dollars "keep the change"

We walk out of the coffee shop and towards the arcade.

"Do you have anything I can tie my hair up with?" She asks

"I think." I pull out a band from my pocket and give it to her.

She smiles and puts her hair into a pony tail. "Thanks. even though it's gonna hurt when I pull it out."

"That's what she said." Wendy blushes and I laugh.

We soon walk into the arcade and Wendy runs for the pac man machine putting in a coin.

"Oh come on!" I complain as she smirks.

"Pac man is my baby" I raise an eyebrow

"Okay?" She groans as she bumps into a ghost and I laugh.

"Ha."

"No fair! You distracted me!"

"Pffftt."

"Let's play guitar hero!" I say rushing over to the machine but I groan as Clyde beats me there

"Ha ha. come on token!" Token walks over and picks up the second guitar

"You assholes!!"

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A think there's only three more chapters of this left. it's only a bonus so it's short

CYA LATER NERDZ

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