Azul's Wish
"My wish is...for the Mostro Lounge to flourish more than ever before," Azul says as he holds the star. The star only glows, taking in his wish.
"That's a very Azul wish, but it's so bland and predictable," Idia says.
"Idia! You're saying the quiet part out loud!" Ortho scolds.
"Hmph, I don't care what other's think," Azul says to the two. "After all, I have made thorough preparations to ensure this wish comes true!"
"Wow, Azul Ashengrotto. I've never seen anyone prepare for a wish," Ortho says. "What did you do?"
"I'm specifically referring to a business collaboration involving the Lounge's three most popular menu items," Azul explains.
"A collaboration? You mean like when a café does a big event for an anime?" Idia asks.
"Exactly. Our café is in Night Raven College, which is a major name among arcane academies. That branding carries quite a bit of weight," Azul states. "We've already received from businesses, and are in the planning stages. If this collaboration succeeds, opening a second branch or even a third wouldn't be out of the question. The trouble is, the headmage got wind of it. He insisted that if we were to use the Night Raven College brand in out marketing, then the school would be entitled to royalties. I mean, serious. How greedy can one man be?" He sighs in disappointment.
"You're one to talk," Idia mumbles.
"You know, Idia..." Ortho starts. "I'm starting to think Azul Ashengrotto's wish isn't actually a wish. It's more like a goal."
"Yeah, that tracks. He always talks about how much he hates RNGs when we're doing Board Game Club stuff," Idia says.
"Heh heh heh..." Azul chuckles. "I'll make my wish come true. You can take that to the bank!"
"Uh...Azul?" Idia asks. "I'm not trying to take the wind out of your sails, but that's not what this event's about..."
Malleus's Wish
"Here's my wish: I wish for Roaring Drago to make a friend," Malleus says as he holds the star. The star only glows, taking in his wish.
"YOOOOO. I was not expecting Malleus to namedrop a retro digital pet game!" Idia exclaims.
"Huh, I've never heard of this game," Ortho says. "Looking up Roaring Drago online..." he says as he closes his eyes, scanning the internet. "Ah, found it. It's a small handheld game device in which you raise a dragon from an egg, correct?"
"That's the one. A portable game on a keychain with a cheap LCD screen," Idia states. "Those things were everywhere when I was a kid. Wait...Do you still play it, Malleus?"
"Yes. Lilia purchased it for me as a souvenir during one of his sojourns to another land," Malleus answers. Idia only holds back a laugh beyond the screen. This guy's the heir apparent of Briar Valley, famed as one of the most powerful mages in the world, and he's addicted to a kids' keychain game. ROFL. Amazing. "I recently learned that one can use wireless communication to let Drago befriend others, but it requires another Drago to be present."
"Do you know anyone else who might play this game?" Ortho asks.
"No, no one," Malleus says.
"Yeah, that checks out," Idia states. "That fad died out over a decade ago. They don't even make 'em anymore."
The news only saddens Malleus. "...I suppose simply wishing for Drago to make a friend won't actually give him one."
"Dude, why are you actin' all resigned?" Idia asks. "Everybody had these things when they were a kid. There are tons of them out there. I'm sure they're easy to find online. Ortho, look for them on online auction sites and stores that specialize in electronic toys. Used is fine, as long as it runs."
"Roger that," Ortho says as he starts scanning.
"A collector would want new and unused, but for our purposes, all that matters is it works. In fact, with electronic toys, between battery leakage and plasticizers, opening the blister pack can actually delay the deterioration process."
Malleus only look at the tablet in slight confusion. "I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about, but I am impressed with your loquacity today, Shroud."
"148 results. Displaying them now," Ortho says as Idia only checks his computer.
"Whee hee hee!" Idia chuckles. "You see that? Scores of Roaring Dragos in full working order!"
"Truly?" Malleus asks in shock. "I'm not familiar with how payments online work, but...I'll pay. Could you put in an order for me?"
"Uh, sure, I guess..." Idia says as he types on his computer. "There, done. You'll probably get it in the next few days."
"You have my gratitude, Shroud," Malleus smiles. "You've done me a great service this day. I'll have to reward you once the order comes in."
"You granted his wish right on the spot! Nice going, Idia!" Ortho happily says.
"Feels kinda patronizing to get so much praise for something so minor NGL..."
Sebek's Wish
"Heh...I have but one wish!" Sebek exclaims proudly as he holds his star. "I wish for the whole world to kneel before our king." The star only glows, taking in his wish.
"Hey, Ortho? This guy...What was his name again? Sebek?" Idia asks. "He's wishing for the 'whole world to kneel' and stuff? Is he writing a middle school fanfic? Talk about EXTRA. Not even final boss henchmen say lines that cheesetastic these days."
"I can't argue with you there. But he's having fun, and that's what matters, right?" Ortho says.
"Wait, who is this 'final boss' you speak of?" Sebek asks Idia. "Are they more powerful than the illustrious one?"
"Ooh, I get it now. You're talking about Malleus Draconia," Ortho says in realization. "A final boss is a powerful enemy that appears at the end of a video game. They're fictional, so it's hard to say whether or not they'd be stronger."
Sebek smirks. "Hmph. So they're not real. Then there's no question Malleus is the most powerful being in the world!"
The comment only make Idia smirk. "Hmm, 'no question', eh? I dunno, man...'Most powerful being in the world' is a pretty bold claim..."
"I don't care for your tone," Sebek tells Idia. "Do you take issue with my claim?"
"Eh, maybe he is and maybe he isn't. All I'm saying is, final bosses are brutal enemies designed to test the player in every way. So if they existed for real, your claim might not hold any water..."
"Are you suggesting the great Malleus would lose to them in a fight?!" Sebek angrily exclaims. "YOU INSOLENT, IGNORANT FOOL!"
Ortho could only watch the two argue. Idia is actually arguing with him! I guess he took major issue with what Sebek Zigvolt said. He DID spend an awful time fighting the final boss in that game he was playing the other day. That was a hard one. After equating Sebek Zigvolt to a middle schooler, Idia's gone and picked a juvenile fight himself. But it sure is nice to see him hitting it off with someone beside me. I'll just watch from the sideline! Ortho just happily watches the argument.
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