Captain Mayonnaise

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(Outfit up top but with white or red converse if you don't like it you can change it<3)

(3rd person pov)

In the SW.A.G classroom everyone was sitting on bouncy balls while ray is watching them while holding a bat. Chapa accidentally shoots a lightning bolt almost zapping ray "Alright, that's enough!" Ray says making them all stop  "How'd we do?!" Bose says before chapa slipped off the ball  "Whoops." She says making Riley roll her eyes "Poorly." Ray says "Can we practice tonight and re-take this test tomorrow?!" Mika says anxiously "This wasn't even the test! I just thought it'd be fun if you guys sat bouncy for a while." Ray says "Why don't you sit bouncy if you think it's so easy." Chapa said "Nah the real test is about to begin." He says zapping all the bouncy balls making everyone fall to the floor "Finally." Bose said getting up from the floor riley groans while standing up "Don't ever give up." Mika said standing up from the ground "I feel duped." Miles says "Who can tell me the easiest crime to commit?" Ray said

"Jaywalking."

"Jay-dancing."

"Stealing my phone."

"Stealing candy from a baby"

"White collar crime-- rarely prosecuted."

"You're all wrong! Except for Miles and Riley. Now, I'm talking about a crime that's so easy it's like taking candy from a baby SCHWOZ!" Ray says and Schwoz comes out wearing a baby outfit holding a big lollipop.  "I am baby. I loves me lolly. And I hope no one takes from me." Schwoz says making riley laugh "So you want us to stop you from taking candy from a baby?" Mika asks ray "Oh, not me. I'm far too good a person for that. You're stopping..." Ray said turning around putting a fake mustache on "Roy!" he said  in an evil voice "Roy?" Miles questions "It's Ray, but evil! And I hope he no takes me lolly!" Schwoz said licking his lollipop "Oh, Roy's takin' that lolly. Unless somebody... stops me." Ray said Chapa stepped in front of ray "Get zapped!" She said throwing a lightning bolt at ray and missing "No." Ray says "Okay, maybe not. Maybe this one" She said hopeful throwing another lightning bolt at him 

"Miss!"

"This one!"

"Miss!"

"You're dodging."

 "Miss."

"Stop, stop dodging!"

 "Didn't even have to dodge. Roy don't dodge." He said in his evil voice, Chapa tried zapping him again but it hits the board and bounces off of it hitting Schwoz "Aiiiiiieee! Oh!" Schwoz said "Dangit!" Chapa says "You failed to stop Roy. NEXT!" Ray said as chapa walked over to where mika, riley, and miles were, Bose stands in front of ray "Did it get a little cloudy in here? 'Cuz I think a brainstorm's a brewin'.." Bose says "Sick entrance line. Roy approves. Let's see how you do with the execyoosh." Ray said with his evil accent bose picks up a bat with his telekinesis and it moves slowly "Kay, How's that supposed to stop Roy?" Ray said confused  "Whack him, Bose!" Riley and Mika encourage him and he swings the bat barely hitting him "Sorry guys. One more grunt and I'd have to change my pants again today." Bose said  "Thanks for the weapon, kid. Roy played baseball in high school. Four-hundred RBI's. Coulda' gone pro, if it wasn't for Roy's dang knee." Ray says making riley roll her eyes "How deep is Roy's backstory?" Chapa questions "Deeper than the seas, where Roy's a certified scuba instructor. NEXT!" Ray says and mika stands in front of him "Get ready to be... 'blown away' " Mika says "Unnecessary air quotes B minus." Ray said "Dangit!" She said before trying using her power against ray "Aaahhh!" She screams but its low pitched and doesn't do anything "Take... that." She says "Took it. Bored. NEXT!" He said making mika go stand next to the others And riley stands in front of him "Are you ready to be frozen" She asks making ray kind of concerned "Wha-" He said getting cut off by being put in an iceblock "i guess he wasn't ready" She says shrugging "Unfreeze him" Mika exclaims "Fine" She said rolling her eyes before using her flame to unfreeze him "I wasn't ready for that A+ NEXT!" Ray said and riley stood next to mika "On the contrary, there will not be a next." Miles said "What?" Ray asks "I refuse to be tested, Roy. I won't play your game. And besides, the solution will reveal itself." Miles said  "So... you're just gonna let baby die?" Ray says making everyone confused "Wait, what?!" Schwoz said "I thought you were just gonna take his candy." Chapa questions "What you don't know is that... the lollipop contains the very medicine that keeps baby alive." Ray said making up a lie "Miles, you have to fight him! You can't just wait for every problem to solve itself." Mika said making a point.

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