Han: I was reading cravings au for a week now, then a really great friend shared this chaotic idea so bear with us
And note, this is a Filo Once special, minsan lang may ganto huehuehue
So it has been a few months since nabuntis ni Chaeyoung si Mina, and that's where the cub thought she'll live peacefully hanggang sa may bulabog sa pinto nya.. Breaking her peaceful sleep
"PUTRAGIS KANG BATA KA, JOJOWAIN MO SI MINA, BUBUNTISIN TAS IIWAN MO SA ISA DING HALIPAROT, KAMI NGAYON NAGDUDUSA!"
"Ah unnie, what did I do?!" It was also 2:49am, and Jihyo was hella scruffy and mad because she and the 7 girls were the ones handling Mina's pregnancy and not the dumb cub
"If only, you didn't cheat on her with Somi we would have slept in peace!"
"Damn you, bitch.. Get in the car or I'll run your dick over, Mina wants roasted corn!" Tzuyu who was honking the horn using Jeongyeon's head who was half asleep by the wheel habang yung iba eh..well..tulog then Sana and Momo taking care of the whiny penguin back at home
And of course, with a bit of scoldings, and madaming sampalan from JiTzu, na-convince din si Chae na sumama after suhulan ng fresh strawberries from Baguio
And then she regrets it, pagkatapos mahampas ng tsinelas sa mukha ni Mina
"Anong ginagawa ko dito puta"
"Malamang kailangan ka nyan, stupid shortcake" Tzuyu calms the crying squirrel since inaway sya ni Mina from not bringing her lovely cub for hours and even accused her of taking Chaeyoung away..
"Mag ex na kami neto ah tangina naman oh nananahimik ako eh"
"Di mo na ko love, cubby?" She hears the small voice when she turned her back on the girls, Dahyun immediately picking her up by her collar and ayan hinila patungo kay Mina na nakasimangot na
"Sa dinami dami bat ako pa napag lihian"
"Eh tanga ikaw first nyan, first love din.. Gusto mo first lamay mo tutal di mo pinanindigan" Sabi ni Jihyo nang nakangiti na halos mabaliw na sa kawalan ng tulog, Chae just gave a weird look before she felt her jaw being forced to faced to her one and only
"Diba sabi ko, sakin ka lang?"
"Luh? Kelan pa?"
"Nung sanggol ka malamang" Sambit ni Tzuyu habang binatukan sya, bibigay na nya sana ung inihaw na mais nung iniwasan ni Mina
"Kaya nga pinapunta ko kayo lahat dito eh, mukbang tayo"
"Okay lang sana kung lasing aalagaan eh pero bat naman sa buntis—" Sinampal ni Nayeon si Jeong nang di marinig ni Mina, but unfortunately, both had met the pillows crashing on their faces
But of course they ate with no hesitations because they risked to get corn in the middle of the night and roast it in a burning house, at dinukot lang din sa palayan yung mais kaya buwis buhay talaga
And then napansin ni Nayeon na nawawala nanaman yung pandak, and heard a click sa bathroom so she rushed and kicked the door several times
"BEH TANGINA MONG HAYOP KA PANINDIGAN MO TOH LECHE KA LUMABAS KA JAN SAMA SAMA TAYONG MAGDUDUSA"
"Huy, gago di lang tayo tao dito baka mga tao sa morgue magising" Sabi ni Dahyun habang nagsi-sign of the cross sa sulok, si Momo nakikilamon kay Mina at sila Jihyo hinahampas ng tuluyan yung steel door ng cr
Meanwhile..
"Tzuyu.."
"Oh?" Lumapit yung kapre- este yung bata kay Mina, nakangiti pero biglang nawala noong binigyan sya ng banana na sinawsaw sa....suka?
"Kainin mo sa harap ni Sana"
"Nani?" The Taiwanese was too stunned to speak, she grabbed the banana and walked towards Sana who was crying over her half eaten Takis na binudburan ng wasabi powder
"Babu, sabi ni Mina kainin ko daw sa harap mo to"
"Ang asim, pota- Jeongyeon maligo ka nga!- Aray tanginamo!" Hiyaw ni Sana nung nahampas ng unan sa mukha galing kay Jeongyeon, she just looked at Tzu who spooned the dipped part and ate the banana before facing Mina
"Done!"
"Drink this too!" Napatulala na lang silang 7 nung nakita nila yung orange juice na may....sprinkles at M&Ms sa loob na lumulutang, all of them gulped and Nayeon and Jihyo continues breaking the door down and threw the cub out near the bed
"ALRIGHT! WALANG AALIS PUTANGINA!"
"O eto pa request ni Madam, suotin mo yan pandak.. Yang tite mo may sariling utak di mo pinigilang pumasok" Momo threw a Cupid outfit on the cub who was even stunned, Mina giggles with small claps which made the girls fall in love
"At anong gagawin ko dito? Ang lamig lamig, papalamigin mo pa init ng ulo ko"
"Susuotin mo o di na kita palalapitin sa anak mo" Mina's mood turned upside down and immediately Chaeyoung wore the outfit and stood awkwardly while Dahyun was recording at mukhang di na makahinga kakatawa
"Sayawin mo Cupid ng Fifty Fifty, lovie~"
"Fuck this, ako lang ba sasayaw?" Mina nods and clapped while kinantahan ng iba si Chaeyoung na sumasayaw, her face was red from embarrassment and knelt down once she was finished
"Hi guys, I just want to visit- HAHAHHAHAHA TANGINA CHAENG ANO YAN"
"Pot-" Hinagisan ng bag si Somi buti nakailag at hinagis pabalik kay Chaeyoung, and that's when Mina cried again while holding her tummy making the girls worry especially the cub
"Hon, masakit ba? Tawag na ba ko ng ambulansya?"
"No! J-Just hug me" And that's where the cub thought she'll be at peace but then Mina scrunched her nose and pushed her off the bed
"Ambaho mo, babe.. Maligo ka"
"The heck? Naligo na ko ah! Halos panoorin na nga ko nila Jihyo para di makatakas eh!" Chaeyoung whined, kicking her feet on the ground while Jeongyeon picks her up back onto the bed with Mina again
"You don't smell like me, kasama mo nanaman kabit mo?"
"Nuh uh, wala namang kami Mina.. Duwag lang yang asawa mo" The cub sent glares to Somi who winked and rested with SaTzu, flipping her off causing Chaeyoung to roll her eyes
"Yah, sakin ka lang tumingin"
"Fine, ano gusto mo?" The tone was cold but Mina still fell in love with her, until the next words got the cub on the ground
"Magpa-concert ka ngayon tas sayaw ka Boom Tarat Tarat, dali!"
"Mina, it's fucking 3am.. Sinong pupunta sa concert ng gantong oras?" The 7 girls raised their hands, including Somi who was snickering
"Tawagan ko na ba si Y/n para ma-book yung venue?" Sabi ni Jihyo habang nagpipigil ng tawa, nang matawagan si Y/n wala pang ilang minuto nakarating na sa bahay ni Mina nang nakatawa ng malakas
"Ano ba yan unnie?! Epekto ba ng pang-iiwan yan?"
"Tangina, kapatid ba talaga kita o ano? Kampon ka din ni satanas eh" Nagtago naman si Y/n sa likod ni Jihyo nang malapit na mahampas ng unan ng ate nya, paiyak na sana si Mina when Chaeyoung gave her a soft kiss on the lips
"Well, after realizing a lot of things.. I'm gonna commit to something deeper, loving you and taking care of this angel inside you"
"Really? Baka ginagago mo na naman ako para makatakas sa kabit mo" Sambit ni Mina nang nakanguso, which the cub found cute and pecked her lips again
"Seryoso na ko, I hope I'm not to late to get you back, Myoui"
"Nag-english ka pa kita mong mapapa-oo mo si Madam" Inaantok na sabi ni Jihyo nang makita ng tumango si Mina, di na nila pinansin yung mga nakatulog na nilang tropa habang yumakap sa isa't isa
"Nasaan na Boom Tarat Tarat concert ko? :(("
"Oh god"
Han: just a very random oneshot, inaantok na ko eh babu💚
