Person : I have a question.
Chuuya : What?
Person : (Eyes glitter) You responded!
Chuuya : (Angry Chuuya noises) The fuck ?!??!?
Chuuya stormed towards the person, clenching his fist to give a good, fresh punch. Person gets hit, but no impact or whatsoever is seen.
Person : Oh, Chu-chu hit me! That's so hot!
Chuuya : What the hell?! ( He gives a few more punches, but again the Person doesn't get hurt)
Person : Oh, I feel so much happiness!
Kunikida : We can tell. My, what a masochist she is.
Dazai : No she's just kinky.
Kunikida : (Disappointed stare)
Dazai : (Unashamed smile)
Meanwhile, with Atsu and Aku.
Aku : I have collected 110 Pokemon cards.
Atsu: Seriously? How many are repeated?
Aku : More than half.
Atsu : And you have the nerve to tell that you have collected 110 cards?
Ranpo : He isn't wrong, though.
Aku : Better than none.
Atsu : For the last time, is not having any Pokemon cards a crime?!
Ranpo : Yes
Aku ; Yes
Yosano : Yes
Kouyou : Kyouko likes them. So maybe yes.
Atsushi : Stop ganging up on me..
Dazai : HELLOO GUYS!
Ranpo : Shush, you're being loud.
Dazai : *Deep sigh*
Atsu :Oh no.
Yosano : Oh dear, what have you done?
Ranpo :Wait wh- NO DAZAI N-
Kouyou : I am confused.
DAZAI : DON'T CARE + DIDN'T ASK + RATIO + IMAGI-
Chuuya : (From distance) OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME ALONE!
Person : (From distance, clinging to Chuuya's arm) NO!
Kouyou : I am still confused.
Dazai : YOU'RE BEING LOUD!
Ranpo and Yosano gasp.
Ranpo : H
Yosano : Y
Ranpo : P
Yosano : O
Ranpo : C
Aku : What the hell?!
Atsu : Shh... don't interrupt.
Aku : Who the f-
Dazai : Shut up, Akutagawa.
Aku : Yessir.
Yosano : If you're done, then, R
Ranpo : I
Kouyou : Dear, no one asked the spelling of 'Hypocrisy.'
Yosano : Wow, way to ruin the fun, again.
Kouyou : Apologies for not thinking that wasting time is fun.
Ranpo : (Bursts out to laughter) Man, she's sassy!
Kouyou : My, it would be hypocrisy for you too. You're loud as well.
(Everyone sighs)
Atsu : Although, where is Fukuzawa san?
Aku : And the boss?
Dazai : Person sent them back.
Ranpo : Huh?! Why?
Dazai : Uh, she said smth like "they would die from mental issues if they stay here."
Atsu : Huh? What does that mean?
Aku : Dumbass.
Dazai : I don't know either.
Aku : ...
Kouyou : They are old, and old men are vulnerable and allergic to chaos.
Yosano : Then when I get old, will I be allergic to myself?
Kouyou : Why, yes.
Ranpo : Imagine Yosano getting itches because she exists.
Yosano : I wish I had my chainsaw. (Targeted at a young talented detective)
(Ranpo and Yosano arguing in the background)
Chuuya : (Approaching, while Person still clings to him) Ane-san! Help mee!!
Kunikida : Person-San! Please leave him! It's a request!
Person : No.
Atsu : Um, Person-San... Could you leave him? (Innocently)
Person : Awww...
Dazai : Don't fall into his innocence, Person.
Person : Right! I'm so sorry, Atsu. I'll have to stay put.
Atsu : Uh.. why? (Sweat dropping)
Person : Because I love Chu-Chu!
Kouyou : Well, you'll have to.
Person : Why?
Kouyou : Because, we wouldn't talk otherwise.
Person : But you won't be able go home again!
Kouyou : But, you kept us here for a reason, right? If we don't talk, it would be your loss right?
Person : I... (Loses her grip slowly and lets Chuuya go)
Chuuya : Thank you! (He held his chest and had a mental breakdown)
Ranpo : (Whispers to Yosano's ears) She fell for it.
Yosano : (Whispers back) She totally did.
Aku : Wow, you're dumb.
Kunikida : *Sigh* By the way, what were you going to ask?
Atsu : Question?
Person : Oh, yeah! It was...
Chuuya : (Mental breakdown ended) Better not be dumb.
Dazai : Shh... chu-chu!
Chuuya : Why did you pick up that nickname too!?
Two books hit at them. An angry kunikida.
Kunikida : Shut up! Can't you stay quiet for once, and let her complete her sentence?!
Aku : What the fuck?
Chuuya and Dazai : Woah.
Atsu : Kunikida-San! Please calm down! Dazai-san, are you okay?!
Ranpo : Don't worry Atsushi-kun. Kunikida-kun's entering his villain arc.
Yosano : Real.
Kouyou : Is he?
Kunikida : *deep sigh* So, what was your question?
Person : Oh, yeah, actually, the thing is, I forgot.
*A long term of silence*
*2000 years later sound*
Aku : Now I'm wondering why I haven't I gone into a rampage.
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Conversations between Bungou Stray Dogs characters
FanfictionFew members of the Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia are teleported to an unknown white room by a white figure, now they have to talk with eachother and interact in order to get out of this room. I don't own BSD, I think that's clear.
