Featuring... UNO!
(Dazai, Chuuya, Yosano and Kouyou are sitting on the floor in a circle)
Dazai: Damn it.
Chuuya: What?
Dazai: It's so boring around here.
Chuuya: Yeah? How about you go and try to suicide then?
Dazai: It's no use. Person won't allow me at all.
Chuuya: Well, that's a shame.
Kouyou: Has it never bugged you people on why this 'Person' intends to keep us? And how does she?
Yosano: I only wondered why we call 'Person' a she. She doesn't even look like a female or male. She's just a mannequin in appearance.
Kouyou: Well, what a useful question.
Dazai: Hmm... (looks up, wondering) I suppose because of her voice? And she also simps for Chuuya.
Chuuya: Tch.
Kouyou: Is this conversation really important?
Yosano: What if she's faking her voice like her appearance? What if she's gay?
Chuuya: WHAT?! SHE'S A MAN?!
Yosano: (Smirk) Could be?
Kouyou: I'd like it if you guys listened to me.
Dazai: Oooh.. Chuuya with a man!
Chuuya: Shut up, damn mackerel! Want me to kill you?
Dazai: Oh no, while the thought of dying is certainly great, being killed by you would only be a humiliation.
Chuuya: It would be a pleasure to kill you, motherfucker.
Person (from a distance): No violence! If you really wanna beat someone up, beat me up!
Chuuya: Fuck it.
Dazai: Who?
Yosano: Your mom.
(Laughter)
Kouyou: Will you all listen to me?!
(Silence, the three of them blink)
Dazai: Sorry, Kouyou-san. Were you saying something?
(Kouyou's vein pops out)
Kouyou: (smiling) It's a shame violence is prohibited.
Yosano: Oh, Kouyou. Chill out for once. Atleast we're free from our jobs here.
Chuuya: What was she talking about anyway?
Kouyou: I really expected atleast you to hear me out, Chuuya.
Chuuya: Oh. You did?
Kouyou: (sigh)
Dazai: Hey, I just had an idea. (Gets up) I'll be back in a moment.
(He walks away to meet Person)
Kouyou: What is he up to, now?
Chuuya: Probably asking Person for provision to commit suicide.
Yosano: Well, not exactly surprising.
(Dazai comes back, with... a deck of cards?)
Dazai: Let's play UNO!!
Yosano: Hmm... is UNO a way to commit suicide?
Dazai: Hey! I'm trying to have fun. But... is there a way to die by UNO?
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Conversations between Bungou Stray Dogs characters
FanfictionFew members of the Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia are teleported to an unknown white room by a white figure, now they have to talk with eachother and interact in order to get out of this room. I don't own BSD, I think that's clear.
