Friendly (High School DxD x male reader.)

I Got Bitten!

Issei POV

I'm watching this anime with Polish subtitels so if I get anything wrong, please don't crucify me.

Issei: "I'd feel some boobs."

Matsuda: "Agreed, I'd feel some boobs too."

Motohama: "stop, you're killing me"

Issei: "Matsuda, ,Motohama, why did we go to this school?"

Motohama: "Private Kouh Academy was once an all-girls school. That's why there are so many girls and don't forget the beautiful foreigner girls.

Matsuda: "There are very little boys, that's why you don't need to try to get popular!"

Motohama: "Almost like in an Eroge!"

Issei: "AKA: HAREM!"

Matsuda: "Exactly! We're going to have days full of boobs."

Issei: "We're in the second year and none of us have a girlfriend."

Motohama: "Stop. You're killing me."

Issei: "We can't give up! We still have a chance!"

A boy with blonde hair came and all the girls were excited.

(Reletable, fr)

Random girl student: "Kiba! What are you doing after classes?"

Random girl student 2: "Would you like to go with us to Karaoke?"

Kiba: "sorry, I have after school club activities."

All three girls: "What a shame."

Kiba: "But thanks for the invitation. I am once again sorry."

All the girls made a cute girl expression.

(He's just like me, fr fr.)

Motohama: "Kiba Yuuta, class 2C. Fluster object for every girl, natural enemy for every boy."

Issei: "Shit. He's only prettier, smarter and way better than us!"

Motohama: "stop, you're killing me"

Issei: "There's no fairness in this world."

Matsuda: "It's time!"

Issei: "Where are you going?"

Matsuda: "Murayama's boobs. How big are they?" 

Motohama: "80, 70, 81. 

Matsuda: "And Katasu's legs?"

Motohama: "78, 65, 79."

Matsuda: "I'm lucky they came before they got dressed! This is something!"

I looked around and noticed that there was a guy staring at us.

Issei: "Do any of you guys know him?"

They put their head out and looked at him.

Motohama: "That's y/n l/n. Freaking Nerd, probably knows the periodic table and digits of pi out of his head."

Issei: "Do you think he'll snitch?"

Motohama: "He'll most likely remember this, but he doesn't seem like someone who snitches."

Issei: "Your words."

They put their head bck in.

Issei: "Let me watch too."

I tried pulling Matsuda out, but groaned and one of the girls heard me.

Random girl: "Someone's there."