Friendly (High School DxD x male reader.)

I am Spider Man!

When I woke up, I ate breakfast with aunt May and then headed to school.

Upon arrival, Rias and Issei were walking next to each other.

y/n thinking: "Another one joins the peerage."

I then headed to my class and sat on my seat.

When Kiba entered every girl started screaming his name.

y/n thinking: "Why can't this classroom be quiet at least once?"

Kiba then approached Issei and after that me.

y/n: "Ah shit, here we go again."

Random girls: "Oh no! Kiba is getting the pervert and the nerd!"

Me and Issei then went to the ORC room.

Issei: "Where did you bring me?"

Iseei then noticed Koneko.

Issei: "Who's that!?"

y/n: "Koneko Toujo, she's from the first class."

Kiba: "That guy is Issei Hyoudou and you know who y/n is."

Koneko looked at Issei.

Issei: "It's nice to meet you!"

I then looked at Issei and saw he was having the typical "I'm thinking about something perverted" face.

y/n: "Snap back to reality Issei."

Issei ignored me and looked at the shower.

He then saw RIas in the shower.

Akeno: "President, he's here."

Rias: "Thank you, Akeno."

Issei: "Rias senpai! It's just like I imagined! This place is fantastatic!"

I then slapped him in the back o his head, but underestimated my power and sent his face straight to the ground.

y/n thinking: "Shit! I gotta find a way to not get in trouble!"

y/n: "I once was a regular devil like you, then a radioactive spider bit me. Now I'm half devil half spider."

y/n: "A clean browser history reveals more than a full one."

y/n: "Friends are like balloons. If you hit them with an axe they die."

y/n: "Don't be a part of the problem. Be the entire problem."

y/n: "Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see."

y/n: "Switching to your sword is faster than reloading your bow."

y/n: "if you find yourself not sleeping at night, it is probably because you are awake" 

y/n: "A year from now you will be one year older."

y/n: "If you ever feel like a garbage can, be proud, for you are a garbage can, not a garbage can't"

y/n: "Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped."

y/n: "If you find yourself in the middle of the woods thinking you're lost, then you're lost." 

Koneko: "Issei deserved it y/n, no need to act like a NPC, no one will blame you."

y/n: "Great!"

Akeno: "Oh? Ara ara~"

She approached Issei.