Lion King And Lion Guard: Funny Moments

Do As we Say

Main Characters: Kion, Rani, Baliyo, Bunga

Let the show begin!

Baliyo: Sis, Kion, you both lost the competition, so now it's time for your punishment

Kion: *chuckles* Alright, let's hear it

Bunga: You are going to go out in public and you have to do exactly as we tell you. You will have an earpiece in your ears so you can hear us

Rani: Oh boy here we go

Kion: Oh c'mon, don't be such a drag! Toughen up. This will be fun

Rani: Okay fine. But next time we have to win the competition

Kion: No guarantees

Rani: *rolls her eyes*

Bunga gave Rani and Kion their earpieces. They both put them in their ears.

Baliyo spoke into a microphone.

Baliyo: Can you guys hear me?

Rani: Yes. Now don't talk so loud. I think I might go deaf

Baliyo: Sorry sis. Now you guys go. Listen to everything me and Bunga say to do

Kion: Ready, Rani

Rani: *sighs* Ready as I'll ever be

Baliyo: Don't worry, sis. We'll make this one entertaining

Rani: Yeah yeah

Rani and Kion walked into the city.

Baliyo: Go into the grocery store beside you

They walked in.

Bunga whispered to Baliyo. Baliyo nodded.

Baliyo: Kion, I want you to tap on a random lioness's shoulder and pretend she's your wife

Rani gasped.

Kion: *chuckles* Don't worry, I only love you

Rani frowned and crossed her arms.

Kion looked around the store and spotted a lioness looking at fruit. He gently tapped on her shoulder. The lioness grabbed his arm and twisted it as she pushed him to the ground. Kion roared in pain.

Lioness: Who the hell are you?

Kion: I'm your husband

Lioness: *laughs* Nice joke

Kion: I'm serious. Do you not recognize me?

Lioness: If you somehow were my husband, I would dump you immediately. I could find a male better looking than you *smirks*

Kion: Hey! That's rude

Lioness: Well it's also rude to tap on a random lioness's shoulder. If I had to guess, I would think you are trying to get laid but can't because you're too stupid looking for any lioness to want you

Kion: *growls*

Baliyo: Haha! This girl is hilarious!

Lioness: Now, take my advice: If you don't want to have your leg broken, I would leave me alone

Kion: Sorry, jeez

She let him up.

Kion walked back to Rani who was bursting with laughter.

Kion growled at her.

Kion: Yeah yeah laugh it up

Rani: I am! *laughs*