Pokemon jumpscare

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(Some of these are carried from my pokemon meme book since I don't need it)
Maxie:"YOU SUCK!"

Archie:"YOU SUCK MORE!!"

Maxie:"I WENT TO CHURCH JUST TO PRAY ON YOUR DOWNFALL TODAY!!"

Silence.

Shelly:"I made pancakes."

Maxie & Archie:"COMING!"

Elesa: "Okay Emmet, goodnight, remember not to eat your pillow."

Emmet: "Oh silly! You know I wouldn't do that!"

Elesa: "Love you" Hangs up "I bet he's eating his Goddamn pillow"

Emmet: Eating his pillow
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Elesa: "I got a redesign"

Ash/Satoshi: "You got a REDESIGN? I just got new clothes!"

Serena: "YOU GOT NEW CLOTHES? I GOT A HAIRCUT!"

Officer Jenny: "You guys got new stuff to your design?"
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Sneasler: "Wake up Ingo, you fell and hit your head again"

Ingo: "Sneasler."
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Emmet: "I'm an mlm supporter! Men loving men."

Elesa: "I thought mlm meant men lives matter"

Ingo: "I thought it meant multi level marketing"

Hilda: "It means me loving Meloetta"
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Ash:"You look great!"

Misty:"COULD YOU NOT? You KNOW I look like a fat piece of roadkill."

Ash:"OKAY DAMN!!! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT-"

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 21, 2023 ⏰

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