Crafty7: *sipping coffee*
Meester Tweester: *looking out the window*
Spicyman33: Hey, imagine if someone ran in right this instant and-
alexlion0511: *busts door down* HOW DEEP DOES A PAN HAVE TO BE BEFORE IT'S A POT?
Crafty7: *almost spits coffee out* Alex, WHAT-
Spicyman33: I- OH DEAR RILEY, YOU HAVE A POINT. AHH!
AN9K, waking up: Spicy, why are you screaming?! IT'S 7 FUCKING AM!
Spicyman33: ALEX JUST ASKED HOW DEEP A PAN HAS TO BE BEFORE IT'S A POT!
AN9K: I- Oh GreenTree.
alexlion0511: ARE POTS JUST REALLY DEEP PANS? OR ARE PANS JUST REALLY SHALLOW POTS?
Spicyman33: No! Pots have two looped handles, pans have only one that's not looped!
AN9K: I've never seen a pot with two looped handles. They always have one or none.
Crafty7: Umm... 9K... this is the first image that shows up when you Google pot.
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AN9K: ...Oh.
Meester Tweester: There are pots with one handle, though!
Crafty7: Yep, Meester's right about that.
Spicyman33: Also, no handle? What are you, cooking on like, expert difficulty or some shit?
Crafty7: *stands up in front of everyone* Guys, it's once sauce becomes soup, that a pot is a pan.
alexlion0511: WHAT IF YOU MADE SOUP IN A SAUCEPAN? WOULD IT BE SAUCE?!
AN9K: Alex, why did you even think of this?
alexlion0511: IT WAS 3AM. IT RANDOMLY CAME TO ME. I COULDN'T SLEEP AFTER THAT.
Yessoan, walking into this madness: Wha- What happened here- Okay.
Crafty7: Alex, in the nicest way possible, GO GET SOME SLEEP.
alexlion0511: ONCE THIS ARGUMENT IS SETTLED, THEN I WILL.
Spicyman33: WAIT! I got it! A pan is square, a pot is a circle.
Crafty7: The pan I showed you is definitely a circular shape.
Spicyman33: FUCK!
AN9K: I remember hearing something about three inches being a sautee pan, and four being a pot.
Meester Tweester: What if it's three and a half?!
AN9K: Probably round it up.
Joseph Howard, who has watched the madness unfold: *starts texting all of them*
Crafty7: Also, remembering what Alex said at the very start, every pan is a pot, but not every pot is a pan.
Spicyman33: Bitch, you've got it backwards. Every pot's a pan, not every pan's a pot.
TheMightyMidge: *breaks in through window* Get fucked, you're saying I cook baked beans in a fucking pan, you little twat.
Yessoan: Wha- GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ARGUING ABOUT?!
Crafty7: Alex woke up at 3am wondering how deep a pan has to be to be a pot.
Yessoan: ...What.
TheMightyMidge: Yeah, I overheard. At first I was just going to sit back amd watch, until Spicy implied I cook my baked beans in a pan.
Mike Ramsay: *falls in through the ceiling* IF YOU CAN'T BOIL AN EGG IN IT, IT'S NOT A POT. YOU JACKASSES.
Joseph Howard, texting: "Once the height of the pan is more than a third of the radius, it's a pot."
Everyone: ...
AN9K: FINALLY! An answer.
Meester Tweester: Okay, now go to bed Alex.
alexlion0511: Fucking finally, I won't keep myself up wondering. *leaves*
Everyone: *silence*
TheMightyMidge: Say, that whole debate ovee that's got me thinking...
AN9K: Oh please no-
TheMightyMidge: Which fruit would win if they were all sentient and in a fight?
Everyone: *groans in mental suffering*
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Meanwhile...
alexlion0511: *finally getting the sleep he lost wondering about that first question*
YOU ARE READING
BFB and/or TWOW Madness
Randomit is what the title says, expect a lot of crossovers (and for TWOW expect a lot of alex showing up) this is also less sexual than other crackbooks i've seen, just a lil note
