RANDOM IMAGINES

°Snotlout° Overlooking

  Time Frame: htyyd 3

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

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       Y/n questioned her taste in men  for the third time that day after she found herself blushing at the short black haired dumbass called Snotlout Jorgenson, yes him.

        What she saw in him was a mystery to most who had considered her weird for liking him, her best friends, Astrid and Ruffnut, upon hearing such for the first time had gone mad and looked for a cure to her supposed disease, but soon they eased into it, it was her life after all and she was allowed to have her horrible taste in men as long as she wanted.

       "Hey Hiccup?" "Yeah?" Y/n stood looking at the ground nervously as she contemplated whether or not to tell her brother about her crush on the short lad in his riders group, "If I told you I had a crush on someone, how would you react?" "It's your life, I guess I just would like to know who it is." "... Snotlout." Pin-drop silence befell the two as none looked at the other,

"No."

"Huh?"

"I forbid that crush."

"And who are you to do such?"

"Your older brother...the guy who will be giving you away in marriage because dad isn't here to do so."

"Mom could do it."

"She's too busy avoiding the dumbass you're crushing on seeing as he flirts with her nonstop...horribly too might I add."

        "Oh come on." She whined at him, "Y/n, I'm sorry, I know I always support you and the rubbish guys you find yourself crushing on...but Snotlout?! Nah, that's way too low, even for your poor standards." She gasped at her brother's insult, "How dare you?" "I'm just saying."

      She rolled her eyes as she walked away from him, "I'm guessing you told him?" She heard Astrid beside her, "Yeah...you better get to boyfriend in order." "Y/n, even you have to admit it, he's right." The sàid girl just huffed and walked away.
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       She sat away from the group throwing stones around when she heard, "H-hey Y/n." Was she hearing well cus Snotlout Jorgenson never stutters, ever.

"What do you want snotface?"

     Normally, if anyone called him that, the usual response would be, "Shut up..." But now hearing it from his long term crush just sounded...right. Snotlout might be a flirty asshole, but for Y/n, he'd change...if she wanted him to.

"Can I tell you something?"

      They laughed nervously at the question they both asked at the same time, now looking at the short stack of black hair, Y/n realized that despite him being an insensitive, dumb, flirty ass, she liked him for well him. She was willing to overlook all his wrong qualities (which were very many) for moments like this when he would get all shy and soft.

       Screw it, she was going to confess to him whether Hiccup approved or not. This was her life and if she had made the poor choice of liking Snotlout of all people, then so be it. "You go first." Snotlout said suddenly, quite the gentleman he was trying to be. "How about we both go at the same time?" "Yeah, that works too."
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"I like you."

       "Wait really?!" Snotlout shouted in surprise as she nodded shyly, still surprised that he actually reciprocated her feelings, "I mean a lot of girl love me, but you crushing on me? Damn, I just died and went to Valhalla." The girl laughed at him as he stared at her in a lovesick daze before clearing his throat, "So does that mean if I ask you to be my girlfriend, you'd agree?" He asked with a shy tone.

"Of course I'll agree you dummy." And he tackled her into a hug.

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      Snotlout spent the whole day running around telling people of his greatest achievement yet, getting the Y/n Haddock as his girlfriend and let's be honest, people were very surprised, but congratulated him nonetheless.

"Hey Hiccup."

    "Shut up Snotlout, I already know." "Wait really?" Hiccup sighed as he rubbed his temples sending a nod towards him, "How?"

"You've been shouting it for the past hour."

"Right."

    "Well congratulations on scoring my sister." "Thanks man." Hiccup smiled upon looking at the male, he had a smile on his face as he had begun rambling about the perfection of his little sister and how Odin must have finally been listening to his prayers if he had actually given him someone as beautiful as Y/n herself. Maybe Y/n hadn't made such a bad choice picking this short stack as her lover...yet.

"Hey Snotlout."

"Yeah."

"If you hurt my sister in any way, I won't hesitate to punch you again."

     Snotlout cringed as he remembered the last encounter he had with Hiccup's fist back on dragon's edge, obviously he wasn't going to be taking such chances again.

"Noted."
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Whew, done finally let me be honest, I didn't think I'd actually every write a Snotlout imagine, but oh well...

Word count: 821 words

Still hoping I can put this much effort into my English lessons when school starts again.