bxb NCT shots

- rj, hc

transferred from the book i switched to

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🐻: guess my fart!

🦊: stfu

🐻: ok?☹️

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"EW!! didn't johnny hyung tell you to shut up while smoking?!"

haechan rolled his eyes and blew the smoke in renjuns face, choking on his own breath after renjun elbowed his stomach.

renjun clicked his tongue "fucking disgusting." he scowled.

"actually-" haechan coughed "he only said that because i was around his dog."

"why would you smoke around the dog?"

"I WAS LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH THAT THING."

"yell at me one more time and i'll elbow your stomach way harder this time."

"yes boss..."

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"look whos doing all the work." jaemin chuckled, sitting next to haechan who was busy glueing some popsicle sticks together.

"i was jerking off and forgot that renjun didn't leave his keys in the dorm and now he gets to sit there and look pretty."

jaemin furrowed his eyebrows, still keeping his smile as he looks at haechan. "what?"

"yup. now i have to do all of this because johnny hyung loves treating us like kindergartners." haechan said, mumbling a bunch of swear words when a popsicle stick slid off of the glue.

"that just made me want to kill myself."

"i know.. its unfair."

are renjun and haechan dating? no.

theres just no tmi or privacy in their friendship, haechan didn't even hesitate to tell renjun about how awkward it was when he confessed to his first crush. for some people they'd even lie about a bunch of parts but haechan even included the part where he burped in front of her. good job for being brave, haechan.

they've seen each others awkward phases, mental breakdowns, no-braincell-day days, and firsts at everything.

they met at a daycare. their parents found it so cute that their babies were the youngest children in the building they had to make sure they got along.

and they did!

not really. they fought alot but baby haechan liked kissing his friends so whenever renjun would cry because of him he wouldn't stop kissing the boy's cheek.

renjun on the other hand, HATED IT.

he was too busy crying that kisses from random kids like haechan don't even matter to him anymore, except for the fact that he will smell like the baby food on haechans face after. he didn't like that. he cried more.

as the years went by, being distant was never on their list. it didn't matter if they had a heated argument, moved away from each other, switched schools, blocked each others numbers.