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xoxo gossip girls
1:18 pm
yukimiya
sometimes i wonder why i am included in this chat
chigiri
says the guy who gives us tea on a daily basis
yukimiya
you're exaggerating
aryu talks about more shit than me
aryu
i shall have you know that my tea is actually juicy and heavy on the tastebuds
yours is just plain chamomile tea 😒
yukimiya
since my tea is not much appreciated here
i would gladly leave the chat :)
y/n
NOBODY LEAVES THIS CHAT
WE ARE ALL VERY IMPORTANT MEMBERS OF THE SECRET SOCIETY
chigiri
oh good
finally you're awake
when are you reaching the mall
y/n
i'm sorry
the what
what when
aryu
didn't we promise to meet at the mall at 1:30 like two days ago
chigiri
early bird catches the worm
aryu
ew you eat worms?
chigiri
what
yukimiya
aryu that doesn't even make sense...
it's just a saying of those who reaches early most likely gets what they want
and chigiri's not a bird
aryu
if his mouth was any longer and protruding i swear he looks like a sunbird
y/n
aryu 😭😭😭
aryu
what
it's true
chigiri
you look like something that came out of a slow cooker
and you are just as dumb as a bird
aryu
OH THAT'S IT-
y/n
guys please keep in mind that we created this chat to diss OTHERS
not ONE ANOTHER
aryu
well i think it's safe to say i consider chigiri as OTHERS now
chigiri
putting this shit aside
y/n and yukimiya where tf are you guys
it's 1:26
y/n
oh me and kenyu are getting some frozen yoghurt
apparently they are having an offer or smth
and it's not 1:30 yet anyway
chigiri
i bet my entire life savings that you guys will arrive later than 1:30
aryu
i, however, believe that both of them will be able to arrive on time
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BLUE COCK | bllk
Fanfiction"i bet you can't even hurt an ant." "i'd slap you but that would be animal abuse." - in which y/n got added into the bllk group chat by ego to tame horny soccer teens but ends up riling them up instead
