No one's POV
A day later(An hour after filming is finished)
Riggy didn't know how to take care of a LITERAL NEWBORN so he probably needed some advice. He thought about it and after awhile(by that I mean 2 minutes) and decided to talk to out of all the people, Royalpear(Or just pear), someone who didn't know a single thing about parenting :D
He went on his phone and texted royalpear
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June 23th
(These are his contact names)
Riggy the Runkey: Hey Pear
Not Royal nor Pear: Yea?
Riggy the Runkey: Can we meet up at my house today..?
Not Royal nor Pear: Huh- for what?..
Riggy the Runkey: it's something important!
Not Royal nor Pear: 🗿
Not Royal nor Pear: Ik it's about your crimes.. Riggy we've talked about this..
Riggy the Runkey: No it's not about that
Not Royal nor Pear: Damn I'm suprised-
Riggy the Runkey: I'll just teleport you to my house
Not Royal nor Pear: how will u even do that-
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Royalpear's POV
After sending that message, I just random got teleported to.. a house..? "You're here!" Riggy said which startled me, "WHERE AM I!? IS CLONE VPN BEHIND THI-" I shouted at Riggy before he cut me off "No! It's just that.. we need to talk about something.. follow me.." "I... okay..?" I said before Riggy started going upstairs. I followed him to his bedroom, the bed was quite big, one half of it was red and blue and the other half was green and pink, and it was also quite huge like it was meant for a couple..weird.. "Ik i shouldn't ask this but.. why is your room so big for only one person..?" I asked before he paused "I don't want to talk about it at the moment.." Riggy replied before we sat down a small table, "so.. what do we have to talk abou-" I got cut off by some loud crying "So.. we have to talk about..him.." Riggy said before he just walked over to his bed and pulled down the bed sheets to see a... CHILD!?
"Riggy why is there a child!?" I yelled "Where do u think the crying came from..?" Riggy responded "Riggy.. what I'm saying is HOW DID YOU GET THE CHILD!?"I said confused "Well.. it's a long story.." riggy responded then he calmed the baby down, before telling me what happened
(Imma switch it to conversation cuz it's easier for me)
Royalpear: Ok so you found a random abandoned child and then decided to adopt it!?
Riggy: Yup
Royalpear: and instead of convincing Danno to let you keep it or just send it to the authorities.. you're now KEEPING IT A SECRET?!
Riggy: Yup!
Royalpear:...
Riggy: I just wanted to get some parental advice..
Royalpear: but.. idk ANYTHING about being a parent...
Riggy: but... who else am i supposed to get advice from!?
Royalpear: maybe joe Caine.. he's an old man, he could have some kids
Riggy: but we can't just assume!
Royalpear: how about your parents?
Riggy: I-
Royalpear: you literally could've told ANYONE ELSE-
Riggy: GEEZ OK CALM DOWN! I haven't even given him a name
Royalpear: so it's a boy..?
Riggy: Idk I just assumed..
Royalpear: Jesus Christ man..
Riggy: can u give him a name?
Royalpear: fine.. how about Mark?
Riggy: Nah
Royalpear: John?
Riggy: No
*30 minutes later*
Royalpear: Raymond..?
Riggy: Actually.. I think I have a good name for him!
Royalpear: Ugh..what is it..
Riggy: "Squirrel bunny good boy 3000"!
Royalpear: I'm sorry what..?
Riggy: yeah on second thought.. let's stick to Raymond...
Royalpear: we'll that's great.. can I leave now-
(Back to story mode)
"NO!" Riggy yelled as he tugged on my tail "I still need you to tell me some advice! "I.. fine.." Royalpear said before sitting down again "I don't know jack sh!t about parenting.. so don't expect any advice that isn't basic knowledge" royalpear said "okie then!" Riggy said
Royalpear: Ok so you have to
-feed him every 2-3 hours
-cradle him when he's upset
-change his diaper every 3-4 hours
-for now, don't put any blankets, pillows, or toys on his crib
-swaddle or sing a lullaby to him whenever he's in distress or crying
-bathe him 2-3 times a week
-Give him formula, NOT cow milk
-change his head position everynight
"Wow.. that's a lot" Riggy said "u said u didn't know anything about parenting.. how do u know all that?" "Oh, no I didn't, I just read off this article" royalpear said pulling out his phone to the baby article "oh.." Riggy said "but that seems really expensive" "ofc it is riggy.. babies are expensive.." royalpear groaned "ah.. ok-" Riggy sighed "I'll just sell some gems I stole and I think I'll have enough money.." "how would you even sell things that's rent yours..?" Royalpear questioned "I have my ways.." Riggy said which was concerning enough.. royalpear stayed quiet for awhile before walked out of the room, Riggy knew he didn't know where to go so he just teleported pear to his house.
After all of that, he knew he had to tell his family and Rosey.. it was something quite important and he knew he probably needed some help.. he went onto his telephone(Rosey rarely ever checks text and riggy knows that) and called his ex Rosey(Btw Danno and Layah are still dating, it's just Rosey and Riggy that broke up)...
Rosey: Hello? Who's this?
Riggy: It's Riggy..
Rosey: Riggy? You sound more moody than usual..
Riggy: no it's just that-
Rosey: Riggy I don't hate you because we broke up.. we both have our reasons.. we're still friends..
Riggy: no it's not that.. it's just that.. I adopted a child-
Rosey: WHAT!?
Riggy: Ik it's seems crazy but.. I need your help..
Rosey: I'm sorry but you ADOPTED A CHILD???!
Riggy: yup..
Rosey: Riggy.. Do u know how expensive and life changing a child is!?
Riggy: Ik how it's expensive but how will it change my life..?
Rosey: Omg.. I'll... help as much as I can..
Riggy: thanks Rosey..
*Rosey hangs up*
After that, Riggy just got onto his bed and held Raymond before going to bed.. he was overwhelmed..
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Riggy and Raymond ||Shorts Wars/Dannocal Au Fic||
FanfictionA few years after the shorts wars incident Riggy discovers a baby that glitched into his base and tries to adopt her, but when danno doesn't allow him he does it anyways. He names her Raymond When Raymond starts high school, she ends up making a fri...
