this part is not for kids!!! (axor is very sussy wussy)
mint triangle: cmon bbbluey we gotta go on this quest but we must bring some people
bbbluey: but who???
mint triangle: let's bring ssg and lightning remote (will be called LR in this story)
ssg: let's go
lightning remote: but we should get a freesmart supervan from walmart first
mint: ok let's go
JUST NOT DECIDED THE WALMART PATH WAS THE BEST WAY TO GO
they go to walmart
ssg: here's your 1 cent
ssg gives cashier person 1 cent
ssg: now let's go to collect the infi- i mean sosc stones
??? (the cashier): you know that won't be easy, right?
lr: we can do it
???: i've tried it before, that's how i got these scars. don't try.
mint: who even are you
(btw they have a cloak cape thing)
"I AM SATURN!" Saturn revealed themself finally with a few scars. (this will be the only good line)
mint: we dont care we're doing it anyway
Our heroes set off on a dragon-scaled quest, they've got until dinner with no time to rest
Our brave heroes and Mint-
-are off to the beast, and once they return then they'll have quitе the feast
So, [unnamed sosc group] climbed the mountain, up the endless staircase, and they crossed fiery lava 'till the mountain was vanquished
[unnamed sosc group] noticed two sides of the mountain they could slide, one looking serene, one left them petrified
blah blah blah
lr: we must be careful axor is very dangerous
axor appears (in a cool, not gay way) (even though axor is probably gay)
lr shoots lightning at axor (lr missed)
axor: why are you guys challenging me
ssg: GIVE US THE PURPLE SOSC STONE!!!
axor: no
lr: i didnt want to do this
beautiful mornin
(axor got yeeted into space by lightning remote and is going to be up there for a week)
bbbluey: let's go
they got into the room that protects the sosc stone
bbbluey: let's just take it and run
they took it and ran
mint: i heard this gives you the power of flight
bbbluey: we must first get the power from the sosc stone by extracting it
ssg: and how does that hap-
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bbbluey grows wings
mint: wowwwwwwwww
lightning remote: let's just go to shardex's land already
axor: not if i stop you first!
axor raised spikes from the ground, creating a crack in ssg (a marble)
lr: that did nothing. now goodbye
the end of this chapter
