(Luke left his phone at Zanders)
Stacy on Luke's voicemail: if your thinking. About me ,give me a call,bye.
Haley: NOOOOOOO-
Zander: I KNOW!
Haley: we have to get rid of it!
Zander: what? It's Luke ! He wouldn't get back with her! She was horrible to him ! (au where he used to date her before lander sailed)
Haley: would you rather have that chance?
Zander: NOOOOOO!
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Jake: Zander , I need advice
Zander: I'm not great at advice.
Zander: can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead ?
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Sean: hey anybody wanna meet a hero?!
Milly: Adam sandler is here?!
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Milly: meet: princess consuela bannana hammock!
Sean: you really did that?
Milly: yep!
Sean,jokingly: alright then, I'm gonna change my name
Milly: great, okay! What are you gonna change it to?
Sean: crap bag.
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Jake,making a diy project,using a drill:
Haley just reading in her room: drilling through the wall next to her.
Haley: AAAAH!
Jake: oh sorry, did I get you?
Haley: it's an electric drill
Jake:
Haley: you get me, you kill me!
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Luke: oh, hales,Was Milly here?
Haley: Yeah,why?
Luke: I want my money back.
Haley,laughing: Yeah you probably need stamps (from a really cringe message he sent himself)
Luke: 🙂😟
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Luke: what are we doing ?
Zander,lying down face flat on the floor: wasting our lives
Luke: I meant for lunch
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Milly: you got a Bobby pin?
Zander: yeah- OH WAIT— I'm not an eleven year old girl
Milly: then why do you throw like one then?
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Jake: oh okay.
Jake: it's j as in jakey
Jake: a as in akey
Jake: k as in kakey
Jake: and e as in 'ello there mate!'
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Zander,doing a crossword: hey hon? What's the capital of Peru?
Luke: Lima
Zander: no. It starts with a v, and ends in an x.
Zander: helpfully woth a 'to' in the middle
Luke: Yk now, now I think of it, 'Vtox' is the capital of peru.
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Jake: yo, Sean, is Statin island an island?
Sean: yes,that's why they call it statin ISLAND
Jake: oh, I thought it was like Long Island
Sean:
Sean: Also an island
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Jake: oh hey Zander!
Zander: hey!
Luke: check it out! Three hours without dropping this ball(#sporty buddies)
Zander: wow! what a great waste of time !
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(Before lander was cannon)
Luke, coming into zan and Haley's house: oh good your all up!
Sean: Luke! It's three o clock in the morning! Why aren't you at yours with Stacy?
Luke: oh yeah that's over.
Jake: Oh,why? Stacy is such a great girl, you can work past this!-
Luke: she broke my drums and called them silly.
Haley: oh yeah it's over—
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I'll do more of these
Also
I now realise when I did my like prom things I missed out Stacy
I'll update it now
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tmf dump ?!?!( I CANT DECIDE IF I WANNA CARYY IT ON )
RandomTo clarify I'm not really in the fandom Like At all anymore I used to be but I got older and it kinda just went away But I like the silly characters in it so you can have this book you saw the title you know what yur reading buckle up buckroo the...
