Zander,not looking up from his book: what did he do now?
Haley: HE SMILED
Zander: at you?
Haley: NO at his dummy friends and he looked like an angel
Zander: go away Haley
Haley: I watched you pine over Luke for like decades,let me have this.
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Zander: I wanna be a caterpillar
Luke: why?
Zander: easy
Zander: eat a lot , sleep a lot, wake up beautiful
Luke: yeah,but they have a lifespan of like 2 weeks
Zander: ah! Another reason!
Luke: NO.
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Luke's aunt and Zander curling Luke's hair and curling his lashes as a joke: this is nice isn't it?
Luke: no
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Luke: Nice ass, sorry about the meltal illness
Zander: thanks king
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Luke: take me to art museums and make out with me so we can live out our Lana delulu dreams.
Zander:but they said not to touch the masterpieces though
Luke:dead
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Luke: hi zan-
Zander,hazily: you like me just the way I am
Zander: oh- hi!
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Zan: hun, you awake?
Luke,about to doze off: yeah you?
Zan: you Realise it was me that just said that,right?
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Zander: ok, I will do it
Luke : yay!
Zander: but I most warn you
Zander: that might make me a better person and that's not the man you fell in love with
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Luke,sleep drunk,trying to pick what donut he wants to eat: eenee meenee miney mo, I choose you!
Luke: no wait
Zander: what?
Luke,sobbing: THAT WAS THE ONE I DIDNT WANT!
Zander,now concerned: then just don't pick that one sweetie
Luke: BUT THEN THE EENEE MEENE RULES ARE BROKEN!
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Hi
I'm back updating this book
Just a short one
Will prons add to it lol
Goodnight now
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RandomTo clarify I'm not really in the fandom Like At all anymore I used to be but I got older and it kinda just went away But I like the silly characters in it so you can have this book you saw the title you know what yur reading buckle up buckroo the...
