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So this is based of that TikTok trend where the TTer would point at their friend and their partner and the audio is "mama and papa" while the caption is like "they feed me" or smth
Also this i was shorter than the og one bc i forgot half of the plot from the og fic and sorry for any grammar mistakes, no auto correct rn!
(Also she/her/his Neal real)
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Neal throws a pack of chips towards you as you catch it.
"Oi saw you seeming a little hungry" he makes a pinching motion when she says 'little'
You roll your eyes and open the bag and starts munching as you start walking, both Neal and Mime Bomb are in front of you. Neal dressed as his usual eccentric tourist and Mime bomb stopping the eel from getting any other merch.
"So whats the plan?" Mime Bomb starts well, miming and you squint at him. "Mime bomb says that by 10:00 pm- no sorry, uh 12:00 am and just hope for the best!" Neal smiles as Mime Bomb frowns and shakes his head as he contines miming angrly.
"Blegh, they dont need to worry about that!"
"Actually i do" you correct him.
She pauses and glares at you at he takes his glasses off and throws it at you. "Hey!" You yell out as Neal starts walking backwards, Mime bomb trying to keep her from bumping into other people,mostly falling.
"Your supposed to be on my side!" The kiwi dramaticly sighs, "is this any way to treat your mother?" She wipes a fake tear from his eyes, Mime bomb punches him in her stomach.
"Ow!" Mime bomb pulls his hand away, his gloves sorta damp from Neals slime.
"Does that make Mime Bomb my father?" You ask, pointing a chip towards Mime Bomb.
Before Mime bomb can answer- well mime an answer, Neal answers for him.
"Obviously"
"Huh" you say. "Well *father* please continue miming the plan."
Before Mime bomb starts Neal stops them with her arm and points at a building, "Cant we do this over food?"
You look at your "mother" and check your sweater pockets and look around you, " uh i dont have cash and no one-" Mime stops you and points to him and Neal and mimes taking out money and place it on a... table?
"Ohh, um thank you?" Neal opens the door and gestures you to walk in, "c'mon in" you walk inside, are you getting the family you always wanted?
You guys sit in a booth, near the back. Mime bomb is sitting on an invisble chair before Neal pulls him next to her. Neal orders for herself,and mime bomb, and you order what you want.
Mime bomb takes whatever is on the table where he starts 'explaining' the plan, Neal translating, as you softly smile at them.
