Y/n:Zzzz......Zzzzz......
Ruka(whisper):Y/n......Y/nnnn.....
Y/n:Mmm!....
Ruka:.....Y/nnnn!
Y/n:..Mmm fuk off.....
Ruka:......
Ruka crawled under your blanket.
Y/n:.......
*Pop!*
Y/n:GHK!!!
You slammed your arms against the wall as the VERY illegal trench shotgun sprang up from the side of your bed.You ripped off the blanket and pointed it right at Ruka's face.He traced the barrel of the shotgun with his finger.
Ruka:Wooow!So long and hard....are you gonna blast me with this~?Zaddy?
Y/n:I hate you!!Also why are you in my room!?
Ruka:I just wanted to give you a morning wake up present.
Y/n:I don't want your unwanted advances!!
Ruka:I meant some free coupons to IHOP.
Y/n:....Oh.....Yeah thanks man.
Ruka:Of course.Maybe later I'll-Hop on your schmeat?
Y/n:That doesn't work!
Ruka:Yes it does!!
Y/n:You can't add words or letters to it!
Ruka:Yeah I can!That's the whole point of a pun!Yo make it work!
Y/n:Well yeah didn't!
Ruka threw your blanket at you.
Ruka:Anyway why are you up here?
Y/n:Well due to our scare fest on the girls last night-
Ruka:Which were hilarious!
You two high fived.
Y/n:Ruby got scared and wanted to sleep together-
Ruka:*GAAAASP!*
Y/n:W-What!?
Ruka:You two are at THAT level of your relationship!?Cuddling!?That girl is so lucky!I gotta ask her how it felt.
Y/n:Ruka!
Ruka:Sorry continue.
Y/n:After her the rest of the team followed.
Ruka:........Bring up the white board.
Y/n:What why?
Ruka:I have a theory!
Y/n:A GAME-
Ruka slapped you.
Ruka:NO THIS IS SERIOUS!!
Y/n:Oh dam.
*Next scene*
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A Trip Across...Earth?!(Earth x RWBY Harem)
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