Clone wars texts!

Blackmail

Fives added Rex to HELP

Rex: What is this and why did you add me?

Fives: Rex I seriously need help rn

Rex: What do you need help with?

Fives: Ok... so I maaaaybe put sand in the general's bedroom...

Rex: no.

Fives: plssssssssss

Rex: no. I am not trying to die!

Fives: Please Rex I'm hiding from him.

Rex: CT 27-5555 I said f*cking no I seriously am trying not to die!

Fives: Rex you better do it or else I will tell Ahsoka you said you wanted to kiss her.

Rex: FIVES I WAS DRUNK YOU IDIOT!!!

Fives: Doesn't change the fact that it's true.

Rex: Fine... What do you need me to do.

Fives: I need you to find a way to calm the General down. Literally any way possible.

Rex: Fine. But if I die... I will haunt you forever.

Fives: Please don't.

Rex: Shut up I'm gonna go into another chat with General Skywalker.

Rex has started a new chat with Anakin

Anakin: Rex I don't have time for this I'm searching for Fives.

Rex: Well sir... that's why I made this chat.

Anakin: Oh, you're gonna help me find Fives?

Rex: Well uh, actually...

Anakin: Rex....

Rex: Fives blackmailed me into trying to stop you from killing him somehow.

Anakin: You know you can't stop me.

Rex: Sir please. If you don't stop Fives will reveal something I can't live down.

Anakin: Fine. I'll stop. But, you gotta tell me what you said that you can't live down.

Rex: Do you promise to stop and not tell anybody?

Anakin: Yes Rex, I promise. You can trust me.

Rex: Alright. So there was this one time after a really hard battle that I was at 79's.

Anakin: Ok...

Rex: And I got drunk. I had brought Fives since he goes there a lot and I wanted someone to watch my back if I got drunk.

Anakin: Where is this going?

Rex: Well I ended up saying I wanted to... ugh I can't do this.

Anakin: Guess I'll go kill Fives.

Rex: Wait no! Alright, but don't kill me ok. 

Anakin: Fine.

Rex: While I was drunk I said I wanted to kiss Ahsoka.

Anakin: Do you actually want to?

Rex: Wait your not mad?

Anakin: Why would I be mad? Even if it's more than just a thing you said then you were drunk, you're allowed to have feelings. Now, do you actually wanna kiss her?

Rex: Honestly sir, I have no idea.

Anakin: If you wanna date her, go for it. 

Rex: But sir I really don't have feelings for her.

Anakin: Just don't get my padawan pregnant. If you do... you will never see the light of day again.

Rex: Yes sir.

Rex has gone back into the chat with Fives

Fives: Did you do it?

Rex: Yeah. Now don't tell anybody about what I said.

Fives: You helped me. I won't tell anybody. For now...

Rex: Sh**

So do you think that Rex was lying when he said he didn't have feelings for Ahsoka? Anyways seeya viewers.