The Very Best Of The Very Worst

Page 11. The Mixer

A/n: This is honestly my favorite Black Clover opening and it's the theme that got me hooked on the series for being so damn catchy.

Finral Roulacase of the Black Bulls had some concerns. Some very serious concerns.

Finral: What now? What should I do?

Was it a mission that had him so preoccupied?

Finral: The mixer tonight!

No! He was planning a mixer. A party meant to help men and women forge closer friendships.

Finral: Let's see, how do I want to arrange this? I already have three ladies lined up. Mmm, a line of ladies~ No! Focus Finral! You have to decide which squad mates to bring with you. Should I bring Asta?

He contemplated bring along Asta and thought how things would play out if he brought him along.

Asta:"I'M GONNA BE THE WIZARD KING! CHECK OUT HOW MANY PUSH-UPS I CAN DO!!!"

Finral: Ladies love muscles, but he may be too much of a muscle head. Next option!

He teleported away and checked on Magna. He was busy practicing a spell and Finral thought about it.

Finral: Maybe. Girls do love the whole bad boy thing.

Magna:"Hey ladies! Wanna see a real man's ride then check out my Crazy Cyclone, here! Just hop on and I'll treat ya to the full Magna experience!"

Finral: But Magna's more of...an acquired taste.

He heard the sound of wood being hit and went to see what it was and saw that it was Gauche making a life size statue of his sister.

Finral: No. I can just see it now.

Gauche:"Take a look at my Marie. Have you ever seen anybody more angelic? No. Because there is no one that can compare to her."

Finral: That's one way to kill the mood.

Gordon was behind Finral and mumbled as usual.

Finral:"No one knows what Gordon is saying ever, so no."

He then hopped into a portal to look for another candidate. He checked out the weight room and saw Gray lifting and just shook his head.

Finral:"Maybe if I brought Charmy along she could liven things up. Like a mascot. Although..."

He thought about how she would just outright consume all the food in the restaurant and decided against it. He checked on Vanessa who was passed out on the couch as usual. His next idea was Captain Yami. Though he figured Yami would say some things that would put off the girls.

Finral: Hard pass.

His next option was Luck.

Luck:"A mixer? Sure, I'll go!"

Finral:"Great! Glad you're on board." Luck at least looks like he's sane.

Luck:"So what is a mixer?"

Finral:"This will be great..." But I need one more! And everyone else is a no-go! Wait! No! There is another!

Finral and Luck hopped through a portal and began running down the halls of their hideout.

Luck:"Ooh! Is this a warm-up for the mixer?"

Finral:"No! I can't believe I didn't think of him sooner!"