The Very Best Of The Very Worst

Page 17. Beachside Black Bulls

Yuno, Mimosa, and Klaus were riding overhead in Klaus's chariot as he scolded Yuno for acting on his own when they fought against some bandits. Soon, they heard a scream from down below and went down to where the voice originated from. They ran inside a store, and Klaus was the first to see what was going on.

It was Noelle with Vanessa. However, Noelle was naked, and so Klaus passed out as blood rushed out from his nose like a geyser.

Yuno:"What's going on?!"

Noelle:"You're the ones who came barging in here!"

Yuno looked away and noticed they were in a store that sold swimsuits. He was confused until Vanessa told them she was out shopping for one with Noelle since she didn't have one. When they asked about why Noelle was screaming, it was because Vanessa had just started to tear her clothes off unprompted.

Klaus finally came to before chastising the girls for setting off a false alarm and saying that they were goofing off. Vanessa rebutted by saying the swimsuits were for a secret mission. They continued talking before the Golden Dawn trio all left. Vanessa lifted up a couple of swimsuits, but they weren't to Noelle's liking.

The store clerk then motioned over to one behind a display case. It was rather pricey, but that really didn't matter to Noelle.

Woman:"Wear this to the beach, and you'll be sure to have all eyes on you!"

Noelle: All... eyes? What about (Y/n)? Will his eyes be on me, too? This might actually get a compliment out of him! Not that I care about getting a compliment from him of all people!

Noelle finally settled on the swimsuit and bought it.

The next day

The Black Bulls all stood outside as it was finally about time to head out.

Luck:"I wonder what's stronger, a whale or a shark?"

(Y/n):"I mean, whales are pretty damn big. But sharks can be rather aggressive. Honestly, I think people will hate you more for punching a whale."

Luck:"Ah, gotcha! Then punching a shark it is!"

(Y/n):"What? No!"

Magna:"What do you two think you're doing?!"

Magna was yelling at Asta and Noelle, who just decided to get on his Crazy Cyclone without asking.

Asta:"Pretty please, Magna?! I don't have any magic..."

Magna:"Alright, since you asked politely."

Noelle:"A royal is willing to ride on your tacky broom. Be happy."

Magna:"That's it! Get off, Miss Priss! Hitch a ride from somebody else."

Finral:"I can give you a lift!"

He shot her a wink, and she gave him a scowl.

Noelle:"Not a chance. Ugh, fine. I didn't want to ride on your dumb broom anyway."

Noelle looked around and saw that Charmy was on a cloud, Gauche was immediately out due to his rugged personality, Gordon was Gordon. Vanessa and (Y/n) were her only viable options left. She gazed over at (Y/n) and watched as the morning sun shined down on his features. He scratched his head a bit as he stared off into the distance. She blushed lightly before walking over to him.

Noelle:"(Y/n)!"

(Y/n):"Hey, Noelle."

Noelle:"I... need a lift..."

(Y/n):"Oh, alright then. Hop on."

She flipped her hair and faced Magna.

Noelle:"See, at least someone knows how to respect royalty."