Hellboss Hound

Pilot

[Set in the third person perspective, also this is the only time I'll be using the "Script" format]

[The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. Inside, Blitzo is walking in front of a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.]

Blitzo: "Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *Looks at Moxxie and Azy*  Moxxie, Azy."

[Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response while Azy just looks away]

Blitzo: "Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?"

Millie:*eyes sparkling* What about a car wash!?

Blitzo: This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? *thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?

[He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.]

Azy: "I'm still wondering why and how you could do that."

[Blitzo gives Azy a side eye and Azy grins a little bit]

Moxxie: "*rolls eyes*  We can't afford a billboard, sir."

Blitzo: "*wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder*  Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away*  Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"

Azy: "Need-"

Moxxie: "YES"

[Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs, and Azy aims a rocket launcher at a victim and blows them up, then dies of laughter. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn while Azy puts Moxxie on the chair he was sitting on.]

Blitzo: "Ahh, those were the good times."

Moxxie: "I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches."

Azy: "What another great idea Blitzo."

Blitzo: "Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit! And, fuck you Azy."

Millie: "People love musicals, sir."

Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: "Sir-"

Blitzo: "'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."

Millie: "Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?"

Moxxie: "I-- What?"

Millie: " *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you~