The many times Link was weird and maybe a few times he actually explained

Lesbians, lol

(It's been a bit. Also, you CAN NOT tell me that the Gerudo Town bar ISN'T a hot spot for flirting lesbians to flirt with each other)

Link was in Gerudo town. He's been there in the past plenty of times, but he has never been to the bar. Most of the time, he's just buying jewelry or waiting for Zelda to get done talking with Urbosa.

"Hey, woman with style! Back to see what's new?" Isha asked. Link signed 'Not today. I have an idea. It's fine if you won't do it-'

Link gets cut off by the woman laughing. Isha waves her hand in a circle, a common way to ask someone to come closer in Hyrule. Link takes the paper he had drawn on and shows it to her, signing that the carved stone could be anything. It was a simple design. A heart carved out of a gemstone with a little hole to dangle it slightly.

Most in Hyrule would be surprised at a person having their ears pierced, let alone wearing something that dangles, since hylian ears are so sensitive. But Isha wasn't surprised.

The pretty boy had gotten more dangle earrings than not dangle earrings from her, after all.

A while later, Link had signed his idea and Isha agreed to make it in all the gems he wanted as long as he provided them. He did so, and also gave her 25,000 rupees since she was making them and there were several pairs. Link left the shop, then decided to follow his curiosity and visit the bar. He knew that they sold things other than alcohol, so it should be fun.

When he got there, he asked for just some voltfruit blended smoothly with ice. After he got it, he went to sit down.

In less than a minute, several woman were coming up to him and introducing themselves while complementing him. They complemented him on everything from his nice choice of color on his main clothes all the way to how strong he must be mentally in order to have such nice long hair yet wear dangle earrings.

The lesbians were overwhelming Link quickly.

Luckily, they were respectful and backed off a little when they saw how overwhelmed he was. Link signed 'I'm just here to check this place out, can I have some space?' The rest backed off.

Sure, there were still some sitting near him, but they weren't talking as much anymore and most went back to their friends.

As Link looked around the sitting area, he was constantly having to quickly advert his gaze. At every corner and side, there were women who were either kissing each other, flirting with each other, or something similar.

There were lesbians everywhere.

After a while of trying to find anywhere where he could look without there being women kissing, he finally decided to just stare at his drink.

His drink was good, with the voltfruit blended smoothly with the ice. He finished it quickly before getting another. The woman managing the counter giggles at his face, but made him another of his drink.

When he sat down, the two closest women scooted closer to him.

They looked at each other before they, in sync, twitched their right ears. That particular ear twitch is a common way to affirm for both hylians and gerudo. They were both agreeing that the cute hylian needed less direct of flirting unless they wanted to scare them off.

Link just sipped his drink, and the woman on his left got up and got two more of his drink and gave one to the woman on his right before sitting back down.

The two women started to make conversation with Link, making sure to give him time to sign. Since there were already two women talking with him, the rest decided to try going after other women. Many of them ended up flirting with each other.

After Link finished his second drink, he politely signed goodbye and headed out.

The two women pouted for only a moment, before they realized the other was still there and so the other would likely be fun to get with.

As Link left the bar, he had one thought.

Note to self, don't go to the Gerudo Town bar unless you want to be flirted with.