Gojo Satoru One-shot x f!reader

Pranks and Pandemonium

As the sun rose over Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu High School, Gojo Satoru, the eccentric and mischievous jujutsu sorcerer, was hatching a prank-filled plan with his students. Among them was a (Y/N), a talented and spirited jujutsu sorceress with a love for mischief equal to that of Gojo himself.

The mission of the day was to prank Nanami Kento, the stoic and serious teacher known for his no-nonsense attitude. With Gojo leading the charge, they gathered in a secluded classroom where a whiteboard was plastered with their elaborate plan. The excitement was palpable as they prepared for an unforgettable day.

"Alright, everyone, listen up!" Gojo exclaimed, his eyes shining with mischief. "We're going to prank Nanami-san like he's never been pranked before. And (Y/N), you are our secret weapon!"

(Y/N) grinned, her eyes flickering mischievously. "Leave it to me, Gojo-sensei! I guarantee he won't know what hit him!"

With the plan laid out before them, the group set their pranks in motion. They strategically placed water balloons along Nanami's daily route, ensuring a splashy surprise at every turn. They also filled his drawer with fake cockroaches and spiders, knowing full well his aversion to creepy crawlies.

As the day progressed, the pranks escalated. (Y/N) used her jujutsu skills to create illusions, making Nanami believe he was being followed by mysterious shadow figures or seeing strange creatures lurking around every corner. She even managed to swap out his usual lunch with an assortment of bizarre and surprisingly spicy foods.

Despite the chaos, Nanami remained steadfast and unperturbed. He merely raised an eyebrow at each new prank, his poker face unshaken. The students couldn't help but admire his resilience as they struggled to stifle their laughter.

"Alright, time for our grand finale!" Gojo whispered excitedly. "We've saved the best for last, my friends!"

The group reconvened in a hidden hallway, each person holding a can of silly string. As Nanami walked unsuspectingly down the corridor, the students sprayed him from all directions, coating him in a tangled mess of vibrant colors.

Nanami's expression remained unchanged, but they could see a small twitch in his eye—all other reactions expertly concealed. Before anyone could react, he calmly pulled out a small device and pressed a button. In an instant, a hose connected to a nearby fire hydrant burst to life, drenching everyone in the hallway.

As (Y/N) wiped the water from her face, she couldn't help but applaud Nanami's quick thinking. "Impressive, Nanami-sensei. You've bested us all."

Nanami smirked, flicking the water off his coat. "You're a spirited bunch, I'll give you that. But remember, pranks have consequences."

Gojo, water dripping from his iconic blindfold, chuckled gleefully. "Well played, Nanami-san! We shall concede, but never forget that laughter is the best medicine!"

The group dispersed, leaving behind a trail of chaos and laughter. Although their pranks may not have shaken Nanami's stoic exterior, they had certainly brightened the day for everyone involved. And as (Y/N) walked away, she couldn't help but look forward to more adventures and pranks with her mischievous sensei, Gojo Satoru, and their unpredictable jujutsu school life.