reincarnated into my old au

hangin with plum

After explaining my existence again (or at least what I made up about it) plum starred in slight shock and interest

"Oh my that's a lot and your poor shade I wouldn't mind giving him some more fashionable company" he says I laugh

"Yeah shade could use it he's currently rocking a black hoodie and gray shorts" plum gasps in horror "oh no no no that won't do I'll have to start on something new immediately" he pulls out a sketchbook and frantically started drawing i watched in awe at how quick he was with coming up with different designs just off the top of his head

Fresh puts a hand on his shoulder "woah chill plum brah you don't even know his preference yet or the size of anything he wears" plum stops and sighs "oh fine but when you leave I'm coming so I can fix that fashion disaster"

I laugh finally remembering something "I'm pretty sure a couple of aus still use those clothes just in different colors" plum sighs "sadly I know classics style is contagious it's horrifying" i practically fall over laughing

I mean come on hearing plum diss the sans style is hilarious "wait wisp please tell me you don't have the same outfit" I stop and smile condensing the mist around myself so my skeletal body is revealed

So I definitely switched my style up a bit ago I now wear black cargo pants and a black turtleneck why? Style of course why else plum sighs in relief hugging me or more accurately my waist since that's all he can reach "thank you for being stylish and not a fashion disaster" I pat his head

"Yeah no problem I couldn't live with myself looking like an emo classic" plum looks down and deadpans "are those black slippers" I stop and slowly look down with an awkward smile "umm I can explain" he raises a bone brow "uhh hold on let me come up with something"

Plum sighs "I suppose I can let you off the hook this one time" I sigh in relief "thank y-" "if you let me further examine your mouth" i deadpan what is it with sans and the fascination with my mouth

I sigh shrinking down to my smaller size and open my mouth like I've done many times before plum leans in taking a close look "oh my since you can change your height physically can you also change other attributes" I nod and slowly change my tongue making it longer and thicker

I see a slight blush start to form on both fresh and plums faces "woah wispy brah you're gonna make somebody real happy with that" plum smacks freshes chest "oh stop it" I shrug making my tongue go back to normal "probably but I'm not really looking for a relationship now I'm happy to be a match maker I consider myself to be a bit of a cupid"

Plum smiles "oh do you have any ideas?" I nod happily "well firstly of course is the classic error and ink but between you and me" I lean in and whisper to plum so fresh can't hear "I'm think fresh would be a great addition" plum gasps and nods "oh absolutely it'd be perfect!"

Freshs glasses showed question marks as he slightly tilts his head "huh" me and plum just laughed and waved it off "also I can't forget about nightmare and killer the tension between them is always so high" plum nods "I thought i was the only one who noticed!"

Me and plum sat and talked about many other ships we had like cross and dream or blue and dust fresh just sat with us and listened putting input in every once in awhile for ones he found particularly possible then we got to an interesting topic "do you ship shady brah with anyone"

A Cheshire like grin spread across my face "do I ship him with anyone? Oh dear fresh I have a list!" Summoning a scroll from not even fate knows where "here so I have shade and error for obvious reasons I mean anxious cuties is adorable but anxious cuties dating is even better I also have shade and nightmare I mean work scandal who doesn't like that and I also have shade and fell because come on I think shade could soften him up a bit and then there's -"

And this conversation went on for awhile the sun was starting to rise by the time I was done plum had his head on my shoulder already asleep and fresh seemed to be dozing off I laughed quietly and carefully got up growing to my original height I easily and carefully picked them both up and started on my way to plums house

When I got there I carefully knocked on the door and papyrus opens the door looking worried but sighs in relief when he sees the sleeping plum "oh thank goodness he's ok nothing bad happened to him right" he looks up I me and I shake my hand

"Nope we were just talking about ships for so long we lost track of time and he fell asleep" papyrus nods and smiles gently taking plum "well thank you for bringing him back" I smile back "of course have a nice day and tell plum I'll see him later when he wakes up" he nods and closes the door

Since I know fresh doesn't necessarily have a place to stay I decided to just take him home with me will that cause chaos in the morning maybe but eh I'm too tired to think about it

I make a portal into my room at the castle and lay fresh in my bed he snuggled up in my blankets and went to sleep I shrug and grab extra blankets and lay down next to him it's not really weird we have our own blankets and my bed is huge literally big enough to hold the "bad sans" and the star sans at the same time so i curl up and slowly drift off to sleep
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Heyyoo first chap of the spooky month enjoy and let me know if you have anyone you ship shade or wisp with have a lovely morning/afternoon/night (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)