Monster School Stories

The shock trick

I sat down on the couch in my room, waiting for Zebulon to come back.

After a few minutes, he wasn't back.

How long does it take to get a bucket of water?

I decided to go and check on him.

But what I saw wasn't the best.

Zebulon was panting by the side of the counter, and Porkins was cursing at himself.

"Why the fuck am I so blind?" he said. "I didn't expect him to be there of all people! I thought it would be Blow!"

I walked up to him.

"What happened?" I asked.

Pigman turned towards me.

"Well, you see..." he said. "I wanted to see if charged creepers could break obsidian, so I put this trap thingy in the kitchen... and I didn't expect Zebulon to come here. He... umm... he might die..."

I shook my head, tears forming in my eyes.

Zebulon... I love you, if you're reading my thoughts now.

"Oh, so that's how it is..." said Porkins. "JUST KIDDING!"

"Don't tell Zebulon I reacted like that," I said. "Or else have fun dealing with my tridents."

"Why not?" he said. "Don't tell me that... you like him?"

"Shut up," I said. "Since you're not telling him."

Zebulon got up.

"PORKINS, YOU BASTARD, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO BLOW, THAT ISN'T NICE!" he yelled in his face.

"Sheesh," said Porkins. "Don't be so overdramatic about it..."

"BLOW!!!" called Zebulon.

"Oh, fuck," said Pigman.