Monster School Stories

CLOUDY IS A SHIPPER

How about we let everyone know that our floating octopus is now a shipper?

LET'S GO!

Wither's POV-

It was the day in school where we got to choose our seats...

I entered the classroom.

Cloudy and Skelly were next to each other.

Cloudy looked at me and grinned mischievously.

Wonder what the freak is up to now...

To my surprise, she moved to the other end of the table.

"Hi, Wither!" she said. "I left a seat for you..."

"It's literally on the opposite end of the classroom," I said. "What is wrong with you?"

"Look to your left..." she said.

I turned to see Skelly sitting there, right next to my seat.

I blinked and looked at Cloudy.

Why the fuck does she want me to sit there?

Cloudy looked at Skelly, who was daydreaming about something.

The usual.

"So..." I said. "Why?"

"Because she's your future wife!"

I smiled...

Future wife...

FUTURE WIFE!?

My smile broke.

"No, no way that's going to happen..." I said. "No. Just NO. I don't like where this conversation is going."

"It'll happen," she said. "And when I say something will happen, I mean it."

"You sure do..." I replied coldly. "And I remember it."

She looked down in embarrassment.

"Sorry..." she said sadly.

And then she started to cry(I NEEDED TO MAKE HER CRY, SHE'S A F***KING GHAST)

"Cloudy..." said Skelly, lifting her head. "What's wrong?"

"Skelly, I'm so sorry..." said Cloudy. "That was wrong of me..."

"And it was entertaining," said Skelly. "It's fine."

"Oh, and if anyone else makes the same mistake as me, I will blow them up 15 times for bringing apart a perfect couple!"

Skelly blushed and went nearly toppled out of her seat.

"We're not a couple!" said Skelly.

"Yes you are!" said Cloudy. "You're gonna get married, get past the crap, and have a few kids... I wonder how many..."

"Cloudy, WTF is wrong with you!" I said. "What are you thinking!"

"What's 'the crap'?" asked Skelly. "I don't know what you're referring to."

"Umm..." said Cloudy. "Uh-"

"You don't want to know," I said.

Why does she not understand this? It's common sense to understand that...

"Oh..." said Skelly. "Now I get it. NO WAY, CLOUDY, YOU'RE CRAZY! THAT WON'T HAPPEN, AT LEAST NOT IN THIS LIFE!"

"Yes," said Cloudy. "YES!"

"What's happening here?" said a cold voice behind us.

We turned to see Entity  303 standing right behind us.

"This isn't appropriate for the classroom..." he said. "But..."

But!?

"I have to side with Cloudy on this one," he said. "I have to say that you guys will get married."

"Like you and Hero?" asked Webbs.

"SHUT UP, WEBBS!" said Entity. "I'M TELLING THIS TO HERO!"

"Webbs..." I said. "Looks like you got into a lot of trouble."

"Hero won't do anything..." said Webbs. "He kinda likes the ship."

"Wait, WHAT!" said Entity. "I- I bet he doesn't. He doesn't look like it... and I highly l-loathe the ship myself!"

"Had to mention your own hatred for the ship twice," said Webbs. "Denial."

"Wither and Skelly... their marriage will be my dream..." mumbled Cloudy.

"TF-" I said.

HAD TO END IT HERE

WRITER'S BLOCK

YAY THAT WAS FUN

(The original story was nothing like this...)

BYE!