total drama idiot island

brunch of disgustingness

WARNING - Cody being stupid

Chris - HELLO VEIWERS FROM HOME!! CRAZY STUFF HAPPENDED YESTERDAY! and uhm chef quit again so thats nice for me BUT NOW IM RICH ENOUGH TO HIRE INTERNS AND A MEDICAL TEAM!!

Chris - OKAY CAMPERS WAKE UP!!!!!!!!

Izzy Noah and Cody's POV -

Izzy - IN THE JUNGLE I RAN THOUGH THE FBI CHASING AFTER ME AND OOH OHH! I FOUND A PACKET OF NACHOS IN THE JUNGLE TOO UH HUH

Noah - do you know your talking to yourself..

Izzy - YEAH but my physiatrist told me not to.. anyways how's you and Cody doingg >:)

Noah - yeah were doing fine

Izzy - NOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALERTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cody - I s h .. -hugs Noah

Izzy - thats coooollllllll AND UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i drank my own pee once 

Noah - Yeah.. I've totally done that before

Izzy - YEAH! IT TATSES BETER THAN MY MENTAL HEALTH HAHA!

Cody - i question why you are still here.. and not in a mental asylum..

Izzy - SAMEEEEE all i need in my 206 pictures of aletyler!!

Noah - I'm going to the cafeteria.

Cody - same!

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Gwen , Lindsay , Alejandro and Tyler's POV -

Alejandro - good morning tyler :)

Tyler - MORNING!! im so energetic for some reasonnn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Alejandro - blame it on the cocomellon it gives you happy memories

Gwen - HI GUYSSS 

Lindsay - HIII!!!

Gwen - your hair looks so pretty 

Lindsay - ikr! idk how our hair lasted which we slept and your hair is soo nicee

Alejandro - alright Tyler and you two lets go and idk try to win

Tyler - I wish Izzy wasn't here..

Gwen - Shes gonna ruin your relationship and Noah and Codys.. this is bad.

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Chris - alright! you all are in the cafeteria right? well instead of the usual brekkie how about we turn this into a challenge!

Gwen - PLEASE NOT THE BRUNCH OF DISUSTINGNESS..

Chris - yeah that's it! thanks Gwen for stealing my que.

Gwen - No problem! anytime.

Chris - OKAY THE FIRST ITEM IS.. eating grass.

Cody - WAIT THATS TOUCHING GRASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO real gamers don't no that 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎😎😎 i shall not do it -as soon as Cody ends speaking a bear walks into the cafeteria-

Tyler - OH HELL NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-Cody steps on the bears foot-

Bear - RAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

-the bear mauls Cody and leaves him with a scar on his goofy ah torso cutely -

Chris - ALRIGHT IM GONNA CALL FIRST AID..

(10 minutes later)

Chris - due to reasons Cody has to go home

Noah - CHRIS CAN I COME WITH HIM OR IM FILING A LAWSUIT

Chris - wow hi Courtney! but you will be eliminated..

Noah - I don't care..

Chris - alright then.. get on the boat

(THIS CHAPTER IS SO SHORT BUT IM ONLY DOING THIS FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER, INVERVEIW WITH THE ELIMINATED CAMPERS SO SORRY SO ILL ADD A SNIPIT OF NOAH AND CODY ON THE BOAT)

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Cody - ugh Sierra will be at the playa of losers..

Noah - don't worry ill roast the hell out of her >:) she also has a wig its so obv her hair is purple and its so goofy ahh i cant explain how fake it is.

Cody - im really glad you could give up the opportunity for 2bucks to be with me

Noah - ill even die for you that's how much I love you -Noah hugging Cody carefully because of his goofy ahh bandages) 

Cody - so did you ever like Emma? in RR

Noah - never it was one-sided. I can be a great actor, ever liked Gwen?

Cody - n e v e r I wanna get rooms next to each other so we can visit everyday!!

Noah - same! :)