Phan Oneshots

Grumpy little shît

Words: 1197
Warnings: none
Summary: IM NOT GONNA RUIN IT BUT ITS REAL FLUFFY OKAI

Dan had crawled out of bed at about 10:30 am, he was previously cuddling with his boyfriend but he got way too hot and craved cereal. He poured the shreddies into the bowl and went to the fridge to get out some milk, the fridge walrus greeted him when he did so, making Dan smile. He unscrewed the green cap and began to pour his milk. He failed abysmally. He was still pretty tired and had proof of that since he had spilled milk all over the work surface and it was leaking down the cupboards on to the floor. After a few seconds he realised what he had done and was about to shout out a range of profanities but decided to just mentally scold himself because he was adamant on keeping Phil asleep. He hadn't thought of it yet because his mind clearly couldn't keep up with his body but he figured that he could probably wake Phil up in some cute way.
He grabbed a cloth from the sink and mopped up the milk from the work surface, he moved down the cupboard and wiped the floor too. He flung the cloth in the direction of the sink, hoping to get it in but he failed at this too and it landed with a soppy slap noise on the floor. "Oh for fuck sake" Dan bent over and picked it up, placing it in the sink so that he definitely wouldn't miss this time. He continued to make his cereal, concentrating way too hard considering that all he was doing was pouring some milk into a bowl. He just about managed to do this and put the milk back in the fridge, leaving the cap off. Of course.
He collected a spoon from the drawer and took his bowl to the living room. He picked up his phone that was charging by the TV and unlocked it using the password '2022'. He scrolled through his Twitter feed while eating the cereal. And yes. He spilled cereal on his shirt and boxers, the only clothing he was wearing had managed to get covered with milk and little bits of shreddies. He finished his cereal and took the bowl to the kitchen but he was far to lethargic to wash it, especially not with that soggy milk cloth. He wandered down the corridor a bit and went back into Phil's room where they had been sleeping together before. Phil was still asleep and he looked like an angel. His pale chest and left leg were exposed, his ebony hair was flicked upwards into a perfect little quiff, his hands were laid out with the fingers curled slightly and his chest was pushing up and down gently in a rhythmic pace to match his breathing.
Dan walked to the drawers that Phil had assembled himself, earning him some 'serious man points'. Dan opened the second drawer down on the left that contained Phil's boxers. The drawer next to it had his own boxers in it since he had pretty much moved into Phil's room after they had started dating. He took out a pair of black Calvin Klein's and walked over to the wardrobe. He took out an old green top of Phil's and placed both items on the foot of the bed. Dan took his top and boxers off, scrunching them into a ball and tossing them in the corner of the already pretty messy room. Dan hated the mess but couldn't be bothered to clean it. He reached down to pick up the articles of clothing that he had placed down only moments ago, but was surprised when there was nothing there... Apart from there was. Phil was completely under the cover but it was easy to see he was curled up in a ball and trying to surpress giggles. Dan said nothing and in one quick motion he pulled the cover off of the bed and threw it against the wall. "Gimme the clothes!" Dan shouted at phil, trying to sound agitated but he was just amused at how cute and weird his boyfriend was. "What clothes?" Phil said, his voice wobbled a little due to trying to stifle his laughter, "you look better without them anyway" he said shyly.
They had never done anything that sexual together, there was some gentle touching during make out sessions but other than that they were completely innocent to each other, they hadn't even seen each other in less than boxers.
"Hmm you think so..? Maybe you might look better without yours too" Dan said sexily while climbing to the bed, Phil sat up and crossed his legs. He threw the clothes onto the floor and grabbed the sides of Dan's face, engaging in a long and sweet kiss. Dan tugged at the band of Phil's boxers, and Phil *attempted* to flip them over so that he could be above Dan and could take off his boxers more easily. But his plan failed. He forgot that he was on the edge of the bed and would have to flip Dan to the left for this to work, but he flipped Dan to the right. He literally threw Dan off the bed. And what was worse, he freaked out and fell on top of Dan.
Phil's guide on how to ruin the mood: throw your boyfriend at the floor then fall and squash him :D
"Oh god Dan I'm sorry" phil said worriedly
"Oh no no don't worry I'm fine, you okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine" they paused for a second before Dan spoke out, "we've make such a mess, get off and help me clean it"
"Ughhh noooo I want to cuddle Dannyyyy"
"We can after we have tidied"
Phil reached up behind him and grabbed his glasses, he slid them onto his face and climbed off of Dan only to climb back onto the bed with his arms and legs crossed, pouting like a small child. Dan got up and began to gather clothes up, they were all worn clothes that had been lazily thrown to the ground after being taken off. Dan bundled them into the wash basket in the corner of the room and walked over to the duvet that was slouched on the floor against the wall. He hadn't yet made proper eye contact with Phil but had seen him out of the corners of his eyes. Dan picked up the quilt and threw it over the bed, not caring that Phil was in the way. The quilt sprawled over the bed and concealed Phil completely, leaving a giggly lump under the sheets. Dan jumped up on top of phil and squished him to the bed. phil squeaked out and attempted to make his 'raptor noise' in some sort of despair but just ended up making a crackly moan then a giggle again.
"You're a little shit" Dan whispered

A/N such fluff many wow
Yeh I forgot this existed, I wrote it about a month ago and I actually really like it
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