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three mouseketeers

arlo added june and teddy

arlo changed their name to the hot one

arlo changed teddy's name to the emo one

arlo changed june's name to the one with tits

the hot one

guys. pray for me. i have to go to family dinner tonight

 i have to go to family dinner tonight

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the one with tits

first of all. change my name?? 

second of all, thats a good thing bc they will give you $

like. the green paper we need to pay rent with.

(ALSO BRING ME A TO GO PLATE OF THE FOOD)

the emo one

i would also like to petition for a name change.

and ask for food.

and your parents to adopt me

the hot one

ugh. but theyre so annoyiiinggg

theyre always like

"Arlo, get a job"

"Arlo, get a girlfriend"

"Arlo, we want grandkids someday"

the emo one

as the oldest and wisest person in this chat

i would like to say that your parents are really not that bad

they love you in their old person way


the one with tits

and your brothers will be there, right?

to take some of the focus off of you and your...

life choices

the one with tits changed their name to DONT FORGET MY FOOD

DONT FORGET MY FOOD

what are they cooking

the hot one

lasagna, bread, and a salad

and yes, they will be there but they're more successful and always make me look bad

the emo one changed their name to I LIKE LASAGNA BTW

I LIKE LASAGNA BTW

excellent, no need for us to buy takeout tonight

kiss your parents on the mouth for me

...

no dont thats weird

the hot one changed their name to MY FRIENDS HATE ME

MY FRIENDS HATE ME

no sympathy in this chat i see

no sympathy in this chat i see

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