Disgraceful Games

Preparation Fifth Game

You know, ever since that little bitch Jackson pelvis died by a super kind viewer offering Zachary to kill him off, you can only imagine how paranoid our contestants have gotten with the fact that a new game will start soon, and their paranoia is about to be proven right.

As I walk to the announcement room to turn on the mic that lets my message be heard from all speakers, Zachary gives me a paper for what I have to say and honestly I'm a little surprised, I've worked here as the announcement guy since the first game and Zachary hasn't given me a script sheet in 6 and a half years. It definitely has me thinking to say the least, but I don't protest, I just go along with it and walk into the room as I sit down in my comfortable and cool chair while reading it to see if there's anything spicy that I would probably NOT say in my announcement.

There was. Apparently, he wants me to loudly announce that this is a multi death game (to everyone's fear) and he also wants me to loudly announce someone who has done a episode entry will specifically be chosen to be the person who seeks others out. Oh, and by the way, this is going to be a game of Red Light Green Light.

Great isn't it? Okay I'm gonna stop with the rambling now so that I can actually do my job. Now as I turned on the mic and spoke into it, I said exactly my lines. "Hello Idiotic Assholes! Today I am here to PROUDLY announce that this will be a multi death game!!" Even with just that sentence, I could see the panicked look in people's eyes as I looked through the camera screens "It won't just be any multi death game either, it will be everyone's favorite game to play at recess in primary or elementary school, Red Light Green Light!!!" I loved bringing panic among people, but that wasn't what Zachary wanted with the last sentence, Zachary wanted havoc and chaos. "I will now spin The Wheel of Misfortune to see which episode entry person will be the person who calls for Red Light Green Light!!! It'ssss currently spinning!" I said as I know went on one of the computers, quickly wrote the names of all the people who had done an episode on the wheel and spun it. As I saw the answer, I quickly went back to the mic and practically yelled at it. "JOOOOOOEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!" I looked through the cameras now as I saw Joel panic and he'd almost IMMEDIATELY hide. He was scared shitless and I couldn't help but turn off my mic and start laughing maniacally.

I realized about 2 minutes later I still had some stuff to say, so I turned on the mic quickly and spoke. "Wait! Okay, so everyone, but the arena will be where a huge green arrow is in about 2 hours so that's how much time you guys have to prepare, GET TO WORK!!!" I yelled that last sentence and laughed for a good 30 seconds before turning off the mic, exiting the announcements room, giving Zachary back the script sheet, going to my room and then finally resting in my bed while listening to rock music to imagine cool scenarios in my head.