(I don't own anything but my original character, everything rvb belongs to rooster teeth,)
Sheila's turret is pointed at Grif, then it turns to Simmons.
Grif: Why is it just sitting there?
Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog.
Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.
Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...
Sheila: (in the background) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-
Back to Simmons and Grif.
Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...
Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?
Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.
Grif: Okay, okay. On three.
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Caboose: Here! (click)
Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.
Back to Simmons.
Simmons: Ready?
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Sheila: Acquiring target.
Back to Church , Samantha ,and Tucker.
Church: I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.
Back with Simmons and Grif. Grif is backing away.
Simmons: One...
Grif turns around and starts running away. The view cuts to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair following Grif.
Sheila: Target acquired.
Grif is seen running
Grif: (panting heavily) Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit...
Back with Simmons.
Simmons: Two...
Back to Sheila's HUD locking onto Grif.
Sheila: Target locked.
With Church running toward the Warthog. He's panting loudly.
Back to Simmons.
Simmons: Three! (turns around and sees Grif running away) Oh, you back-stabbing cock bite!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Sheila fires and blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif.
Back to Simmons.
Simmons: (crouches next to Sheila) Son of a bitch!
Back to Grif.
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!
Back to Church.
Church: (near the explosion) Son of a bitch!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Simmons: Shit!
Sheila fires.
Simmons: Son of a bitch! God...
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Simmons: ...dammit!
Sheila fires.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires)
Church runs back up to meet Tucker, and Samantha.
Tucker: Hey dude, the jeep blew up.
Church: No kidding. Thanks for the update, Tucker.
Samantha: "news flash the warthog is not very armored"
Back to Grif and Simmons hiding behind a rock.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: (mocking Grif) Hey, I have a GREAT idea. Let's get out of the jeep and sneak around the back of the rock.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: Great plan, you idiot!
Back to Sheila's HUD looking over the rock.
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target.
Her crosshair starts panning up and to the left.
With Church, Samantha and Tucker with Church standing in the open looking down at the tank.
Church: Hey, Tucker, look at this, man - it's the rookie! And he brought tank out to scare off the reds.
Tucker: What? No way!
Church: Hey, rookie! Good job, man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Samantha: "I mean the tank is kinda meant to be Able to be driven by near everyone, now that I think about it, that's a really shit idea no wonder so many were stolen."
Tucker: how do you steal a tank?
Sheila: New target acquired. (spinning turret around to aim at Church)
Cut to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair slowly panning up the cliffside at Church.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church!
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man?
Sheila: (locking on to Church) Target locked.
Caboose is seen in the driver's seat.
Caboose: What!? No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please help me, nice lady!
Cut to Sheila.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Caboose: Uh oh...
Tucker: Uh oh...
Samantha: " uh oh"
Church: What? ..Oh, son of a bi-
Church is shot and launched into the air. His body hits the rock face and lands back on the ledge.
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me! Church!
Cut to Sheila. Tucker is visible on the cliff in the distance as he yells at Caboose.
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard! Samantha! 100 dollars to shoot him!
Samantha: "you got 100?"
Tucker: I got a 50?
Samantha: "that's gets you a warning shot"
Samantha raises her rifle and fires a round near the drivers seat
Sheila: Auto-fire sequence deactivated.
Church: (dying) Tucker! ...T-Tucker! Samantha!
Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay, man.
Church: No. Ah... I'm na-I'm not gonna make it. Tucker... there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know.. I always hated you. I always hated you the most. Samantha your never getting my money!
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: Okay. Herk!...Bleah...
Samantha flips his dead body off
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