(I don't own anything but my original character, everything rvb belongs to rooster teeth,)
Simmons is see. standing in front of one of the teleporters in his janitor closet
Simmons: Okay, let's see, if I wire this thing in to that... maybe I could signal boost on that thing there... I might just be able to get that to work.
View through the teleporter is Samantha who is standing, in the pelican cargo bay
Simmons: that's not right.. uh. Wait.. hey blue!!
Samantha quickly turns around and raises her gun.
Simmons: wait I'm friendly.
Samantha lowers her gun.
Holographic Simmons: I reconfigured the teleporter, to allow me to communicate with you. I need to get you outta there.
Samantha nods her head in agreement.
Holographic Simmons: I might be able to modify this to let you through.
Samantha waited there for a few minutes.
Holographic Simmons: and... done. Ok you should good.
Samantha walks through the teleport and lets out a scream of pain but ends up on the same side as Simmons
Simmons: oh shit! Are you ok?
Samantha: I'm fine.
Simmons: did.. did you just talk.
Samantha: you mention this to anyone I will gut you.
Simmons:...right.. we should.. we should find the others.
Simmons starts to work on the teleporter. After a little bit of time the teleporter shows Sarge and Caboose shooting
Sarge: Caboose, Caboose, keep them away from me! Get that one. And that one. No no, the one with the limp! Get 'im!
Simmons: Sarge, is that you?
Caboose: I don't want to kill... but... I don't want to die even more.
Simmons: Caboose, can you hear me!?
Caboose: Yes, I heard you Sergeant.
Sarge: I didn't say anything, numbnuts.
View is solidly in Battle Creek
Sarge: Caboose, we have to break this neverending cycle of attack and retaliation, either by A) convincing the two sides to live in peace, or B) by getting ourselves completely involved, and kicking some serious ass! I vote B.
Caboose: I have a plan Sergeant, but we will have to move quick. Listen: (Whispering) whisper whisper whisper. Do you think that will work?
Sarge: That's your plan? All you said was "whisper whisper whisper."
Caboose: I know. I just wanted to be the one with the plan for once.
Sarge: Hgggh, come on. I have an idea.
Meanwhile, somewhere else in the galaxy
Phil: This sucks man. I have to do everything around here. Go guard the wall, Phil. Go paint the jeep Phil. Go do everything Phil. This sucks.
Wyoming drops behind Phil, and he turns around
Phil: What was that? Nothin', just that stupid, sucky wind. Breaking a twig, coming up behind me and... breathing, real heavy. (turns around) What the?
Wyoming: Hello, mate. (thick English accent)
Wyoming punches Phil in the face, knocking him out. Fade in a random amount of time later, Phil on his knees at gunpoint
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Why was I sent here ( red vs blue)
FanfictionI'll hopefully figure out what to put here later (god knows my update schedule)
