Jax x F! Reader || 𝕀𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕚𝕥..||

∆Chapter 6: Riddle me this!∆

[Name's] POV

I took a deep breath. Coming to terms with the fact I'm about to become a mother of 40. I go from crying in my...room to cosplaying a shower curtain.

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I don't like saying it. But I wish I Jax was here.

I would rather put up with Jax with a room full of doors that punch you, bear traps, wasps, and drink orange juice after brushing my teeth, than wear this welcome mat.

"Do I have to wear this fitted sheet of a dress? It's itchy-" I grunt, feeling one of the workers pull the corset strings.

"It's mandatory your highness, the king requested you be fitted immediately." The old worker pulled tighter, then finally tied the strings. I couldn't breathe. I couldn't believe I'm letting this guy dress me.

"Does it have to be this tight? I can feel my body being crushed."

"I'm sorry my lady, we need you looking your best for the wedding." The worker patted and dusted my dress, wrapping a rather large bow around my waist.

"For someone who wants to marry me he sure doesn't bother to ask how I feel." I huffed. " I have no say in my dress, I have no say in my own consent apparently. I don't get a word in pushing out any little turds, give me one good reason why I should marry this clot."

"Well your majesty, please forgive your future husbands behavior... He's not usually like this..."

I stiffly turn towards the worker. "Then what is he usually like.."

The worker hummed, digging through a giant box of some rather large jewels. Diamonds, Sapphires, Emeralds... Pearls...

Just might rob him...

"Well you see, he usually is pacing in his library... Planning festivities, organizing the troops, keeping track of the food supply, so much work to do... he's just excited to do something other than plan and work."

"Was that supposed to be an excuse?"

"Yes."

"... He said he wanted to create generations worth of children."

"His majesty is a family man. He loves children."

"The idea of them or actual children.."

"He... The world may never know."

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Jax's POV

This walk was way longer than what it needed to be. I mean, I'm all out of popcorn! And I don't feel like getting my own or sending the girls to get me more.

I mean there's always time later for snacks, and my soon to be personal servant will be delivering them to me on a silver platter.

"WHO GOES THERE?!!"

"And we're here."

We watched as a wizard-like creature, stumbled and struggled to climb down a pole.

"You shall NOT pass! I am Dormkmini ze Great! And you are uninvited to ze king's glorious palace! Only those wise enough to solve the riddle of ze accent ones may proceed past ze great gates!"