(Y/n) = Your name
(L/n) = Last name
(F/c) = favorite color
(A/n) = authors note
(F/d) = Favorite drink
Bold = Dragon talking
Italics = thinking
All caps = shouting
Underline = talking telepathically
* = the star mark means action
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Narrator's p.o.v
Weeks past since the Valentine's Day incident and we see Tohru cleaning the apartment as Kobayashi reads the newspaper, Kanna eats sweets and (Y/n) sleeping around Kobayashi's neck
Tohru: cleaning, cleaning~! La La Laaa~! Sweep away the dust and ash~! Spare no garbage, spare no trash~!
Kobayashi: what's with the singing?
Tohru: kill it all, kill it all~! La La Laaa~! Bring the whole world to an end and then everything will be cleansed! Cleaning, cleaning~! La La Laaa~!
Kanna: alright!
Kobayashi: well, that's nice and disturbing
After awhile Tohru finishes cleaning as everyone looks around the place and notice it is spotless
Kobayashi: good work Tohru! This place is spotless
Tohru: it's like Armageddon before breakfast!
(Y/n): calm yourself Tohru
Kobayashi: do you actually enjoy cleaning, Tohru?
Tohru: hmm... I suppose I do! I do like bathing and brushing my teeth... oh and picking out the bugs that get caught in my teeth...
Kobayashi: BUG?! CAN'T YOU JUST FLOSS?!
Tohru: I tried, but that stuff is way too small for my claws
Kobayashi: that's right, your real body's huge. Must be rough
(Y/n): silly Kobayashi~ *Kobayashi rolls her eyes at (Y/n)'s words*
Tohru: mm-hm, finding a place to live was always hard, too
Kobayashi: I'm sure it was... how did you manage?
Tohru: well, sometimes I stayed in caves... or ancient ruins... or mountains... oh, and sometimes I just slept up in the sky
Kobayashi: you sound like a migratory bird. Sounds like you had the survival thing all figured out
Tohru: well, I wouldn't say that, exactly. The minute I'd find a good place to settle, humans would show up trying to capture me! It was super annoying
(Y/n): that sounds annoying...
Kobayashi: what are you, a hard-to-catch Pokémon?
Tohru: I guess because of that, I never had time to groom properly... and bathing was pretty tough, too. Little springs and rivers never really worked. It was easy when it rained, but when it didn't and if I couldn't find a big enough body of water... I'd find another Dragon so we can lick each other clean
(Y/n): *Kobayashi jolts back in shock* to more in human terms, it's like when cats lick each other, Kobayashi
Tohru: I did it with Kanna sometimes, actually
Kobayashi: THAT'S NOT OKAY FOR HUMANS!!
Kobayashi then pictures both Tohru and Kanna butt naked in their human forms licking each other, only to be slapped up side her head by (Y/n)
Kobayashi: ow! What that for?!
(Y/n); keep your mind out of the gutter, Kobayashi
Tohru: well, most other Dragons aren't really concerned about hygiene. It's not like we can get sick, after all
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