This chapter contains violence, implied death, and implied animal mistreatment. Read at your own risk.
Amethyst: So, where exactly are we going?
Daredevil: That's a good question. I have no idea.
Amethyst: What? You just dragged me away on a... play date and you have no idea where we're going?
Daredevil: Nope. Because that is Troublemaker Rule #2: Never have a plan.
Amethyst: You go through your life never using doors and never coming up with a plan?
Daredevil: Yeah! Sounds fun, right?
Amethyst: Huh... It actually kind of does.
Amethyst: What's Troublemaker Rule #3?
Daredevil: Law is meaningless.
Amethyst: What? That doesn't make any sense!
Daredevil: Exactly. Troublemaker Rule #4: Logic Doesn't Exist, and Neither Does Consistency.
Amethyst: So, question nothing?
Daredevil: Now you're getting it! Chips?
Amethyst: How did you even carry those while we're running?
Daredevil: SHHHH! Rule #4, remember?
Amethyst: Right. *takes chips*
Amethyst: *GASP*
*Amethyst suddenly slides to a halt*
Daredevil: What? What is it?
Amethyst: Look.
*In front of them a trio of ShadowWings are pulling a cart. On top of the cart are caged animals. They do not seem happy, chewing on the bars and snapping at their captors.*
Guard #1: Quiet in there! *He glares at the animals and they fall silent*
Daredevil: What's wrong? You seem sad.
Amethyst: I know these guys. They are always mean to the animals around here!
Daredevil: Sheesh! What a bunch of jerks!
*Both of them fall silent for a moment. Amethyst gazes sadly at the ground. Then, she looks at Daredevil and realizes that the young ShadowWing is smiling*
Daredevil: >:D
Amethyst: *narrows eyes* What are you thinking?
Daredevil: I'm thinking now is a good time for some justice and violence in the name of mother nature! *pulls out a working chainsaw*
Amethyst: What? You can't kill them!
Daredevil: Oh, don't worry. I'm not going to hurt the animals.
Amethyst: Oh phew!
Daredevil: I'm gonna murder the dragons instead!
Amethyst: Daredevil!
Daredevil: Rule #5: Murder is sometimes justified.
Amethyst: I'm starting thing that your alignment is chaotic.
Daredevil: That thought is only hitting you now?
Amethyst: Listen, beating up these guys once isn't going to change anything.
Daredevil: I know. That's why we kill 'em instead.
Amethyst: We should just let it go!
Daredevil: Rule #6: Never let it go.
Daredevil: ...
Daredevil: LETT IT GOOOOO! LETT IT GOOO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!
Amethyst: ReaLLY?
Guard #2: Do you guys hear singing?
Guard #3: I'm sure it's nothing. Now, come on.
Amethyst: *growls* Why must they be so mean?
Daredevil: *holds up chainsaw*
Amethyst: *stern* No!
Guard #1: Yeah! Hurry up! I wanna sacrifice the kittens first!
Amethyst: ...
Amethyst: *grabs knife* Let's go.
Daredevil: I knew you had it in you!
*The two dragonets approach the evil dragons, holding the very dangerous weapons*
Amethyst: Okay, if we're going to do this, we need a solid plan. I'm thinking that we knock down a tree to create a barrier in the road and-
Daredevil: Rule #7: PLANS ARE DUMB!
*Daredevil jumped into the open and threw an ax at the evil dragons*
Daredevil: TAKE THIS SUCKA!
Amethyst: Are you just making these rules up as you go?
Daredevil: I'M MAKING EVERYTHING UP AS I GO!
Guards: WTF?!
Daredevil: *pulls out an entire arsenal of weapons*
Guards: Where did you even get that?
Amethyst: *gulp*
Amethyst: Okay, I can do this.
*While Daredevil caused a distraction (mostly using explosions) Amethyst snuck over and unlocked the cages. The animals ran towards the forest, happy to be free. Amethyst directed the cats and dogs towards the town*
Amethyst: I did it!
Amethyst: Daredevil, I did it!
Daredevil: Great job, Sweetheart!
Amethyst: Thanks! Wait....what did you just call me?
Daredevil: Nothing! Now watch me blow up these evil dragons on the spot!
Amethyst: WAIT DON'T-
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Amethyst: ...
Daredevil: ...
Amethyst: So, we agree to never mention the bodies?
Daredevil: Oh, definitely.
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