Our Broken Promise

missing baby

Atsushi: hey Dazai san where is the younger version of you? I haven't seen him around, is he with Chuuya san?
Dazai: hmm? Oh what no i let him go around wherever he wants
Atsushi: wha? Isnt that a little bit unsafe...?
Dazai: don't worry if anybody try to touch the kid he'll kill them, you know that
Atsushi: exactly what I meant...

P.Chuuya: oi have you seen my jacket? I could have sworn i put that thing on the hanger last night!
Chuuya: beats me, look around or something, i haven't seen it anywhere

                    On twitter
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Shuji posted a picture of him in past Chuuya jacket at Paris with the caption : " i think I'm lost"
The comments:

P.Chuuya:
The hell is that my jacket?!

Atsushi:
Shuji kun?! How did you get to Paris?!

Dazai:
Oh wow, are you at least enjoying the view? Lol

P. Chuuya:
Oi mackerel tell your stupid kid self to give me back my jacket!!

Dazai:
Ok lmao, Chibiko ask you to keep his jacket

P. Chuuya:
You little-

Ranpo:
Honestly not surprise how this kid got to Paris, just better hope he finds his way back

Dazai:
Or don't, if he dies early that means i get to die right here and now

Chuuya:
I will literally beat your ass if anything happens to that kid

Dazai:
But Chibiko thats just me but younger 😣

P. Chuuya:
At least hes more likeable than you

Atsushi:
Guys shouldnt we plz find a way to bring Shuji kun back to Yokohama?

Shuji posted another picture of him in Russia with Fyodor, the caption: i found the rat guy who married the clown
The comments:

Chuuya:
Wtf now hes in Russia?

Nikolai:
Lmao i found him walking with penguins, like how tf did he brought them here???

Fyodor:
I am not surprise by Dazai youthful self to be so chaotic but the fact that he arrive here like this is on a whole nother level

Dazai:
Lmfao he brings penguins with him??? Lol hey chibi me i want a picture of those penguins

P. Chuuya:
How tf dose he keeps going from 1 nation to another so fucking fast? Literally wasn't he in Paris like 5 minutes ago?

Atsushi:
Apparently this is just a Dazai shenanigans that has reach a whole nother level

Chuuya: i say you idiots try to catch him before he hops to another state and starts some bullshit

Shuji posted a picture of penguins wearing wigs walking around and Nikolai is chasing them from behind, the caption:
The picture of the penguins for older me, the clown is chasing them for some reason
The comments:

Dazai:
Lol thnks, this is both cute and hilarious

Chuuya: why tf is there a penguin wearing a wig that looks like my hair in there???

Nikolai:
They look more cuter this way

Fyodor:
You can not have them as a pet, you can't even keep a child alive

Ranpo:
Lmao the penguin with Akutagawa hair looks quite fitting not gonna lie

P. Chuuya:
Thats it, I'm getting over there to get my jacket back, you and your little ass better stay right there

Dazai:
Aww chibikos chibi ruin the fun, i want to see mini me go to Hollywood and commit arson

Atsushi:
Dazai san no.

Ranpo:
Lol did you go there to commit arson before?

Dazai:
no but I wished i did

Past Chuuya posted a picture of himself and Shuji in hand,
the caption: finally found the little bastard and got my jacket back
The comments:

Dazai:
Booooooo Chibiko is no fun

Chuuya:
At least thats finally dealt with

Atsushi:
Oh thnk god

Ranpo:
You are thanking the god of destruction? Wow Atsushi wow

Atsushi:
Im just glad that Shuji isnt running around to every state on earth anymore ok? Where are you anyway Ranpo san?

Poe:
He is at the mall with Carl... I can't find them in the snack isle... Or anywhere else in the mall

Atsushi:
What.

Ranpo:
Yeah I have no idea where I am either but Carl seems to like it here