In Hell, imp Blitzo runs an assassin business targeting the world of the living, using a spell book borrowed from a prince of Hell. With employees Moxxie, Millie, Loona, a cambion named Noah attempt to survive each other while keeping business afloa...
In the office, Moxxie was holding his signature mug, Noah was sipping on a coffee he bought at a local café before arriving, and Loona was texting on her phone.
"You know," Moxxie started, getting Loona and Noah's attention, "I checked the scale today. And it said I lost two pounds this week." Moxxie had a proud smile. Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes before getting back to her phone, much to Moxxie's annoyance.
"I... am not... FAT!!!" Moxxie growled angrily.
"Loona, why must you torment him about that?" Noah asked Loona, getting his girlfriend's attention. "Besides, he doesn't seem corpulent to me."
Loona raised an eyebrow upon hearing that. "Corpulent?" Loona repeated, unfamiliar with such a fancy word while Moxxie had a smirk.
"Thank you, Noah." Moxxie said to Noah, turning his attention back to Loona. "Besides, you have no room to talk."
"What are you talking about?" Loona asked nonchalantly.
"I've noticed you've been putting on a little as well." Moxxie replied in a smart-ass way with a big grin. "If ai didn't know any better, I'd say you've been having one to many..." Moxxie's grin grew wider as he spoke, "How you say, cream pies?"
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"Wh-Wha-Wha-WHAT?!" Loona asked out in a mix of shock, embarrassment, and mild anger.
"How the hell did...?!" Noah stammered while dropping his coffee out of shock.
"Martha told me." Moxxie replied, a smug grin still visible on his face.
"Wha-DAMMIT MARTHA!" Noah declared put of rage as Loona growled furiously at Moxxie.
Suddenly, the front door is kicked open by a rather furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.
"Ooh! Such a fucking asshole!" Millie mumbled enraged, much to Moxxie and Noah' surprise. "That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!" Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it, disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her, disturbed while Noah looks to her out of concern.
