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❝i gotta let you
        go, i must❞
➯ open arms, sza and travis scott

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NEW MESSAGE TO
little dumb idiot

BIG DUMB IDIOT
cade

BIG DUMB IDIOT
i think i did something that
really suits the name big
dumb idiot

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
What'd you do??

BIG DUMB IDIOT
i might have sort of told
my manager that i may
sort of be okay with doing
press for my next album
and next single at the brazilian
grand prix which is happening
the week our second single
is announced

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
HUH

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
HOW THE HELL DID YOU
ACCIDENTALLY SAY
YOURE OKAY WITH GOING
TO YOUR EX FIANCÉS
PLACE OF WORK TO
PROMOTE YOUR WORK
WHICH IS ABOUT HIM????

BIG DUMB IDIOT
IT JUST SORT OF HAPPENED

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
HOW?????

BIG DUMB IDIOT
well

BIG DUMB IDIOT
my manager said "hey we
should talk about a really
big marketing opportunity
for the next single"

BIG DUMB IDIOT
and i said "oh hell yeah!"

BIG DUMB IDIOT
and she said "great, i'm glad
that you agree. the weekend
of your next single announcement
mercedes invited you to stay at
their garage and wave the
checkered  flag! i let them know
that you're on board"

BIG DUMB IDIOT
then she hung up the phone.

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
So... you're dumb

BIG DUMB IDIOT
the dumbest

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
What're you going to do?

BIG DUMB IDIOT
do you think i can just not go?

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
Probably not

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
Especially if she already told
the Mercedes team that you'd
go I think you have to go

BIG DUMB IDIOT
but i don't want to :(

BIG DUMB IDIOT
come with me

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
Why me?

BIG DUMB IDIOT
it'll be like a family affair!

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
But I don't wanna be your
buffer :(

BIG DUMB IDIOT
pleaaaaase

BIG DUMB IDIOT
i'd do it for you :(

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
But I would not get myself
into this position

BIG DUMB IDIOT
you could :/

BIG DUMB IDIOT
pleaaaase hermano por
favor i'd rather die than
go by myself

BIG DUMB IDIOT
besides it can be a family
affair!! we'll hang out
with tio lew, maybe take
the time to finally
interrogate george as a
whole unit 😍😍

BIG DUMB IDIOT
apparently i'm not that
intimidating as a solo😞

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
Fine

LITTLE DUMB IDIOT
Post race you're buying me
like seven shots of tequila

BIG DUMB IDIOT
deal🥰

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NEW MESSAGE FROM
gossip grid💅

GASLYYYYY
Everyone

GASLYYYYY
Islas making a return to
the grid

LORD PERCEVAL
wait seriously?

HONEY BADGER 🦡
pierre if you're lying i swear
to god i'll cry

GASLYYYYY
No I swear

GASLYYYYY
Karel heard it from one of
Mercedes's engineers who
was told by Lewis and she
told me so I came here and
told you guys

LITTLE LANDO
oh god

LITTLE LANDO
why is she coming ?

MAD MAX
why would she agree to
coming in the first place?

SIR LEWIS⚔️
Shes got promotion.

HONEY BADGER 🦡
SO ITS TRUE???

SMOOTH OPERATOR
Oh

ESTIE BESTIE
lew tell her to come by
alpine!

OSSIE🇦🇺
logan lost his phone but he
said tell her to come meet him
so that he's not the only
american anymore

SIR LEWIS⚔️
I'm sure she'll want to stop
by and say hi to whoever
she still talks to

LITTLE LANDO
... subtle lew

SMOOTH OPERATOR
We're both adults, we can
be civil and in the same
location together without
anything happening

HONEY BADGER 🦡
Well I think it's great

HONEY BADGER 🦡
She's such a little firecracker

MAD MAX
do you think she'll throw
something at george again?

PRINCESS GEORGE👸🏼
God I hope not

KYLIE SPEAKS!
i hate uni, i hate snow, but i LOVE tom blyth🤭