Jungle Mein Hua Kya.....

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Man 1: Yeh sab kya ho raha hai yahan?

Fattu Four+Sasta Tarzan+ Bhavani Barkha: Aap/Tum Sab yahan voh bhi ek saath kaise? Kab? Kyun? Yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Aur tum/aap sab ki yeh halaat kaise hui?

Group of people: (pointing towards them) Yeh toh hume puchna chahiye ki yeh kya golmaal hai?

Barkha immediately left her broomstick and said pointing towards sasta trazan...

Ba: (complaining like a child) Param aapko pata hai main jab Shergill mansion se vapas aake apne kamre mein gayi tab vahan khidki se kudke yeh andar aa gaya aur iske haath mein gun bhi thi. (Proudly) lekin main bhi Mrs Barkha Param Shergill hoon. Isliye bas uthayi jhaadu aur....

ST: (in a dreaded and painful voice while rubbing his back to ease pain) Maar maar ke maar maar ke mere anjar panjar sab dheele kar diye Barkha beti ne.

Just then Zafar came forward and removing the leaves from satsa tarzan's face said...

Z(shocked) : Are are sir aap!! Aap yahan aise kyun aaye? (Turning towards Barkha) Are bhabhi yeh toh RAW ke head hai mere boss. (turning towards RAW head started scolding him angrily) aur aap har baar aisi harkatein kyun karte ho ki pit jao. Are itna latkhori banne ki kya zarurat hai. Seedhe seedhe insaan ke jaise rehne mein sharam aati hai kya? Aur kisi ke ghar mein kidhki kud ke aana voh bhi itni raat ko shobha deta hai? Akal valal kuch hai ya nahi? Din par din aap kadhai paneer ke jamal gote, apple pudding ke namak aur dairy milk chocolate ke bulblegum jaise hote jaa rahe ho. (Softly with a smile on his face) Aisa main nahi ammi jaan bolengi agar unhe pata chal gaya ki unka shauhar kaise aur kahan muh kaala karke ghum raha hai.

RH(twisting his ears) : Are nalayak. Apni ammi ke naam pe jab dekho mujhe sunata rehta hai. Kuch toh lihaaj kar baap hoon tera. Aur haan baap ke saath saath tera boss bhi. Yahan senior hoon main isliye izzat se pesh aao mere saath. Itne time baad mila hai yeh nahi ki baap ke gale milke unka haal chaal puch lo bas apni ammi ki chamchagiri karni hai.

Others: Kya! Aap dono baap bete ho!!

Z: Haan. Karu Anna, mere naam mein jo Argasundaram hai na voh yehi hai. Mr Agrasundaram Swami mere appa aur mere ammi ke shauhar aur RAW ke head bhi. Hehehehehehhehe.....

Others: Ohhh acha acha .... Nice to meet you....

It was then that Monami's eyes fell on the fatty four and she said....

M: Papa, uncle, Batra sir Minister sir aap charon yeh kya kar rahe hain. Uthiye....

Saying this she and KaRam went to help the oldies get up.

Param pulled Avinash and Monami helped Deepak to stand up after which Karan helped the Minister to get up. That's when Param's eyes fell on Batra Sir who was looking at the two unexpected people with horrified expression. He exchanged glance with Param and Karan. DeepNash also saw them standing with arms crossed with no nonsense expression as if waiting to get a chance to eat the raw. Deepak, Avinash and Batra sir gulped in fear and Batra sir actioned something to DeepNash after which....

Deepak (shouted doing Daya Ben's hey maa mataji vala hookstep) : OOOOHHHHH NNNNNOOOOO BAAAAATTTTTRRRRRAAAAAA SSSSSIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

Avinash too dramatically sat down beside him and started to hit Batra sir 's chest with his hands and banging his head on his chest while crying hysterically (basically Batra sir pe haath aur sar patak patak rona laga jaisa tv serial mein pati ke Marne pe patni karti hai na vaise)

BS(in mind) : Pehle jo teen hathi mujhpe so gaye the voh kum tha jo bachi kuchi kasar yeh extra cheese khane vala buddha puri kar raha hai. Unke neeche dabke toh bach gaya tha lekin agar  isne mujhe aise maarna band nahi kiya toh meri sansein band ho jayengi. Hey bhagwan kabhi toh aap meri madat karte nahi ho par Aaj toh bacha lo

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