@falloutbeans: gooooood morning
@falloutbeans: how are you today?
@falloutbeans: well i'm fine thanks for asking kind sir
@falloutbeans: i'm still in denial fuck
@falloutbeans: this is so amazing i can't believe it
@falloutbeans: you are literally my sunshine i love you
@falloutbeans: you probably won't ever see this but your music has really inspired me so much
@falloutbeans: REPLY TO ME PLS
@falloutbeans: who am i kidding omg you probably won't ever see this
@falloutbeans: so
@falloutbeans: BALLS
@falloutbeans: i'm the lamest person alive eww
@falloutbeans: let me tell u a story and pretend i have friends ok
@falloutbeans: i'm babysitting and i don't have anyone to talk to ://
@falloutbeans: so i was watching orange is the new black (( which is awesome btw you should watch it if you don't ))
@falloutbeans: and this shower / sex scene came on
@falloutbeans: aND MY MOM WAS BEHIND ME
@falloutbeans: i wanted to crawl into a hole and die ok rip in peace me
@falloutbeans: my mom just gave me this really disappointed look
@falloutbeans: she was like 'what the fuck are you doing my child?? i did not raise you to be like this. you are are a disgrace to the family now go sleep with the chickens'
@falloutbeans: (( she did not actually say that but it went something like that ))
@falloutbeans: you get the point
@falloutbeans: so that happened
@falloutbeans: and now i have to go clean up some baby's poop
@falloutbeans: gross
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fun fact the oitnb story is true it happened to me hahahaha i'm just going to jump off a cliff
also @falloutbeans is my actual twitter handle so go follow me if you want to!!
if you came here from the old book thank u for sticking by me
ilu all so much
