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MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU PIECE OF POO

ashtonio; 10:03AM

CALLING PEOPLE POO IS MY THING BUT

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

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JINGLE BALLZ

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WHAT DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS

ashtonio; 10:04AM

SOME LUSH MASKS AND ALBUMS AND STUFF HBU

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I GOT SOCKS AND A RUBBER CHICKEN

ashtonio; 10:05AM

I ALWAYS LOSE MY SOCKS RIP ME

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WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS

ashtonio; 10:05AM

idk u started it lmao

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i'm feeling vv festive this year idk why

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Harry's been singing Christmas carols for the past week

ashtonio; 10:06AM

He's got the festive cheer as well

ashtonio; 10:06AM

What have you been up to today?

ashtonio; 10:06AM

hm nothing much tbh

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just went to church with the fam this morning and had breakfast

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Aww I wished I could have given you a present

ashtonio; 10:07AM

omg don't worry u being happy is my present :-)

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I am happy

ashtonio; 10:07AM

Because of you

ashtonio; 10:07AM

You make me happy

ashtonio; 10:07AM

are u trying to give me a heart attack i'm trying very hard to stay calm right now

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it's barely 10am why are boys giving me so many heart attacks today

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is this is gift or a curse from santa

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Boys giving you heart attacks?

ashtonio; 10:08AM

oh lol there was a cute guy in church today and he said hi and asked for my number

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Oh

ashtonio; 10:10AM

omg he just texted me

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he asked me out for dinner should i go

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ash u there?

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Hey sorry

ashtonio; 10:20AM

I have band practice now gtg

ashtonio; 10:20AM

um ok talk to you later then

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smh imogen

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE IT XXX

anyway today is a vv emo day for me bc i saw the photo of ashton and bryana opening presents and i just wrote a short blurb about how it would be like if they were your actual parents and i'm sad do y'all wanna read it

even if you don't i'm putting it in this chapter anyway lol oops

ok can u imagine them being your real parents and you wake up christmas morning and they're downstairs making breakfast with huge grins on their faces bc it's their fav holiday of the year and they bought you this thing you've been wanting for months on end but it was too expensive and u didn't want to bother them but they noticed that you'd stare at it whenever you all went to the mall together. after breakfast it was time to exchange presents and you squealed when you opened yours and hugged them so tight you almost crushed their ribs but they didn't care and have the biggest shit-eating grins on their faces bc they love seeing their baby girl happy someone shoot me in the foot i'm a rambling emo mess

anyway i hope u enjoyed this christmas chapter thing (although it's not christmas anymore where i'm from lol it's the 26th)

don't forget to vote & comment it means a lot to me !!

- ur festive flop, kym




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