@Ashton5SOS: Ni hao
@falloutbeans: omg ashton
@Ashton5SOS: I tried okay Chinese characters just don't make sense to me
@Ashton5SOS: Wait you speak Chinese right??
@falloutbeans: yeah i do haha
@falloutbeans: it's 你好!!
@Ashton5SOS: How have you been recently babe
@Ashton5SOS: Have you been good
@Ashton5SOS: Drinking the H2O getting the sleep?
@falloutbeans: well i ain't gonna get much sleep if you keep calling me babe
@Ashton5SOS: How about baby girl *wink*
@falloutbeans: are you trying to kill me
@falloutbeans: /secretly but aggressively wants a pet name but doesn't have a boyfriend to give me one/
@Ashton5SOS: So you don't have a boyfriend...
@falloutbeans: yeah, why?
@Ashton5SOS: Nothing, just surprised I thought you had one
@falloutbeans: i'm literally a human potato and not even mildly attractive plS
@Ashton5SOS: What are you talking about your beautiful as fuck
@falloutbeans: you're. sorry i had to
@falloutbeans: but i'm not beautiful wtf u are
@Ashton5SOS: No you're the beautiful one
@falloutbeans: /laughs nervously/ no i'm not have you seen me
@Ashton5SOS: You post selfies on your Twitter so yes
@Ashton5SOS: I have seen you
@Ashton5SOS: You're beautiful
@falloutbeans: the last selfie i posted was like 3 months ago
@falloutbeans: did u stalk me
@Ashton5SOS: Maybe? ;)
@Ashton5SOS: The point is, you're beautiful. Stop putting yourself down
@falloutbeans: Yeah sure no wonder no boy has ever asked for my number
@Ashton5SOS: Don't let stupid boys like us affect how you view yourself
@Ashton5SOS: You're beautiful, okay
@Ashton5SOS: Also what's your number?
@Ashton5SOS: (I'm a boy and I asked for your number so...)
@Ashton5SOS: Babe?
@falloutbeans: IVE MCFALLEN
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im sorry this isn't that good rip
anyway this is dedicated to brighteyedirwin bc she commented on the last chapter and i didn't know she read this hi ali i love u sorry if i seem like a creepy stalker
- kym aka smol bean
