ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕍𝕀: ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝔹𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕕𝕒𝕪
-1x08-
Lorelei awoke to a blonde in her bed. She stared at the girl before poking her in the forehead. The blonde woke up
"Oh, hi. I'm Lexi" She said
"Okay, Lexi. Whatcha doing in my bed?" Lorelei asked
"Well, I was sleeping" She said
"There's a spare bedroom now that Zach is dead, you know" Lorelei told the blonde
"Yeah, but I liked this room" Lexi responded
"Ooh, two girls in one bed" A male voice rang out
"Ugh, Damon" Lorelei muttered
"No, no. Don't stop on my account. Please" Damon said as he stared at Lorelei intently as if analyzing her every move. Lorelei picked up a tooth pick and threw it at Damon. He caught it
"Always so mean to me, Lorelei" Damon whined
"It's not like you don't deserve it" She responded
"That's probably true" Lexi stated
"Oh yeah, team up on me" Damon groaned. All of a sudden Lexi had Damon in a chokehold. She had guessed the two had history
"Don't ruin my time with Stefan. Because I'll hurt you. And you know I can do it" Lexi responded before leaving. Lorelei just stared with a smirk. Damon glared at Lorelei
"Did you enjoy the show?" He asked
"Very much" Lorelei responded before following Lexi out. She had a feeling the two would be good friends
"So, Lexi. I've never met you before. I'm guessing you know the Salvatores pretty well" Lorelei said
"Stefan's my best friend. I've known them for over 100 years" She responded
"That's a long time" Lorelei stated
"And how long have you known the two?" She asked
"A couple months now" Lorelei responded
"And how old are you?" Lexi asked
"I'm 40, you?" Lorelei asked
"Really old. Older than the Salvatores" Lexi giggled
"Ooh, maybe you can teach me some tricks" Lorelei said with a smile
"I'd love to" Lexi responded. The two girls went downstairs to see Stefan on the couch. He smiled at Lexi
"So, I've heard about this Elena girl. She'll come around. I'm sure of it. Have you had sex yet?" Lexi asked as Lorelei sat down
"The answer better be no" Lorelei stated
"It is no, and you're one to talk. You screwed my brother" Stefan spat back. Lexi looked at Lorelei, intrigued
"It was one time" Lorelei defended
"I'm sure he's pussy whipped. I saw the way he was looking at you. Sex always works, Stefan. You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever" Lexi said with a smirk
"Ew" Stefan and Lorelei said at the same time for different reasons
"I don't want to imagine you screwing my niece" Lorelei gagged
"And I don't want to imagine you screwing my brother" Stefan said
"It was one time!" Lorelei yelled causing Lexi to laugh
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