kernelbranz Oneshots

it's 3:30am

Sipberbainz flew into the plant base.. he had a big big crush on kernel corn and he needed to tell h8m now!!!

He saw kernel amongst the plants. Idk why there not attinking him rn just roll ewith it

"Kernel corn........ I am in love with u baby!!111!!1!!!!!!!!!!" Sb said to him

Kernelcorn startdtddt stred u,m stared into uh superbrainxxzes eyes and then they made out

The whole plsnt team were that I mean there and saw. They were sad. Because thay had 2 see that.thing

The only reson they didn't kill sb cyz they too shocked

,etnel and superbrainz tried to use tounge but superbrainz diesnt have a toung. Idk If kernel has a tongue I don't remnember.but it um didn't work out

Sb remberd he was a zombie and tried to eat kernle but ketnel didn't notice and just thought it was hot

Zombies and plants don't need air as confirmed by moon base z so they were probs there for an hour or 2

They pulled away and like no one was there anymore. They ran away. The

"So wanna come to my place ;)" sb sayd

"Oh yesh" kernel

Kernel then lept into superbarinz big buff manly arms anf superbrainz flew him to his home
And they had sex
Don't ask how
I don't know
I don't want to explain
I don't think superbrainz even has a divk
It looks smooth down there
Zomboss didn't give Him A dick because that would make him gay
Either that or he tucks really well
Kernel has a dick tho it's his stem
I don't know how comfortable that would be though
Poor sb

Kernel corn woke up the next morning in bed with sb
"Ugh I feel ill"

Kernel corn went to the bathroom and took a pregnancy test

It was positive .

"H-hey super brainz..."

"Yh?"

I'm pregnant"

"............ me too"

Dun dun dun! 😱

The end